Professional hair thieves are hitting up beauty supply shops and stealing weaves; legal pot in the US is crippling mexican cartels and the DEA has a problem with that?!; Funkhouser disposes of the evidence; AD discusses the true meaning of Christmas

The League of Legends World Championship had more viewers than the World Series and the NBA Finals; Former Creed singer Scott Stapp may have gone insane; Funkhouser is immune to the comedic charms of Donald Glover, AD agrees.

Disgruntled ISIS recruits' letters home reveal jihad isn't all its cracked up to be; fun facts about crime in America; Madonna gets her cans out (again); Snookie is married; Funkhouser's back feels better, no thanks to the rain.

Creed singer Scott Stapp placed on psychiatric hold because he's paranoid, delusional and possibly dangerous; a couple left their kids wandering around a hotel so they could shop on Black Friday; Shia La Beouf claims he was "raped" during his performance art project; FDA rules will force restaurants, theatres and grocery stores to post calorie counts in one of the most costly regulations ever imposed on the food industry; Funkhouser cooked a corn thing

Charles Manson is getting married to a hot 26 year old and you still don't have a girlfriend; Teacher shows up to school drunk, assaults a student and pees himself; Illegal immigrant pleads guilty to tranporting a child for sex in the US; Funkhouser has compatible bacteria with his girlfriend.

Another video of Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber calling American voters stupid has surfaced; women: if you are invited to a 'let's chill' party it's not what you think it is; the McRib is back & Funkhouser is awoken from his sleep by explosive intestinal distress. Coincidence? I think not!

Today in history 1954 Armistice day becomes Veterans day; AD and Funkhouser play Veterans Day True or False; military veterans in Hollywood; is Mickey Mouse in league with the devil? the Church of Satans must-see movie list suggests he is; Funkhouser has never had a McRib.

Dave Grohl from Foo Fighters checks in on the AD show the day Sonic Highways comes out. It was supposed to help promote the album and the accompanying HBO series..but it wound up being so much more. Truly inspiring words from a truly inspiring man.

A woman with an I Heart Crystal Meth shirt was arrested with crystal meth; A Rod admits to using peds from the bio genesis clinic; some of clay aiken's hollywood donors are not happy he's turned his run for congress into a reality show, they feel they're been duped; Funkhouser interviews favorite childhood band... has childhood dreams crushed.

Primetime television's fall lineup: fisting, anal sex, penis pictures; why now is the perfect time to hold your elected officials accountable; Funkhouser injures his groin, girl gets to second chorus.