Ad Read

Ad Read tells stories through ads. Discover what it’s all about with this trailer, which includes testimonials from the creators and actors of this show and from our friends at The Chase Down. Maybe Ad Read right for you.

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Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.

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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:

Golden Lantern Genies

Too many genies have all these rules and stipulations about what you can wish for. That’s not the case at Golden Lantern Genies. Check out the genies with all the red tape removed.

Juicy Fruit Dot Com

For the busy person who wants a juicy fruit without having to leave the house.

Fire Prevention Department

Don’t let things get out of control. Why put out a fire when you can stop the fire before it even stars?

Bug Burgers

Add some variety to your meals and come over to Bug Burgers, please.

Testimonials

We hear some testimonials regarding… well, we don’t even know anymore. I feel like some people keep calling in without even talking about companies. But Dany’all called in about Bentmore Buckets, so there’s that?

Something else…

Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.

You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.

Another Thing?

If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!

(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Aaron Cooper, Brandon Perras, and he who shall not be named nor his Twitter account linked.)

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.

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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:

Bentmore Buckets

Our favorite bucket company is going out of business, but that doesn’t mean they’re going down without a fight. The world renown bucket company is having a huge blowout sale, and everyone is invited. And what’s more, well… you’ll have to listen to the podcast to find out about that.

The Cake Is A Lie

Look at this awesome cake. It seems there’s a cake party inside the courthouse, and this is the cake you’ve brought to the cake party. Or is it? Maybe you’re bringing it to help break your dipshit son out of jail. I wonder how a cake could help you do that, hmmm…

Jimmy’s Time Palace

We’re going back in time!

Fucky

Look who found someone special.

Something else…

Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.

You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.

Another Thing?

If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!

(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Aaron Cooper,  she who shall not be named, and he who shall not be named nor his Twitter account linked.)

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.

Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:

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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:

Moon Importance Foundation

The moon is important, and the Moon Importance Foundation will not hear otherwise. Find out what’s so great about the moon.

Sugar Cube

A new dating app for people who are looking for a different kind of relationship.

Donny Heart Throb

Your favorite pop star wants you to buy his new album. Check out the sexiest pop star in the game and buy this album full of all six of his hit songs. If you like sexy things and being sexy and just sex in general, this is the sexy music for you to sex with.

Testimonials

We hear testimonials regarding the Coalition for Being Cool to Your Parents, arm tattoos and the Sun God, sorta.

Something else…

Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.

You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.

Another Thing?

If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!

(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Brandon Perras, Aaron Cooper,  she who shall not be named, and he who shall not be named nor his Twitter account linked.)

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.

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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:

Fun Pets

Adopt a pet today!

Sun Basket

What bounty does the glorious sun giveth? Prepare your mind to hear of the glory of the sun. Taste the food that cometh from the sun. Glow in the sun’s glow. Find warmth in the sun’s warmth. Find your destiny with a stomach full of good food.

HomeBadgersDotOrg.com

Sorry to badger you, but this is a great company for anyone who loves animals and maybe needs help from a certified service animal. Couldn’t hurt!

Every Pyre!

A pyre for every creature of every size. Don’t get caught using a makeshift pyre. Use the pyre made for the fire.

Something else…

Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.

You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.

Another Thing?

If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!

(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Brandon Perras, Aaron Cooper,  she who shall not be named, and he who shall not be named nor his Twitter account linked.)

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.

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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:

Jimmy’s Day Care

The best place for child care. Hopefully your children enjoy puzzles.

Testimonials

Some people love HelloFresh, Blue Apron and Bentmore Buckets but hate The Law Offices of Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith

Hide and Seekers

Almost caught me. I’m over here. No, I’m here. Over here? Can you catch me? I bet you can’t. Ooooooo.

The Coalition For Being Cool To Your Parents

The CEO of Porn Hub wants his daughter to stop pranking him so much and start being cool. It’s really not too much to ask. Jenny, your father is trying to help you here. Why do you reject his help so much? Is it… is it the teen hormones? Should you and your father go to family therapy?

Tough Boy Buckets

The strongest name in buckets. This is the exclusive bucket of people who like tough buckets that won’t dent.

Flavor Blasters

Blast some flavor when you need a blast of flavor blasted onto a wad of food that lacks blasts of flavor. Flavor blast that wad with Flavor Blasters!

Something else…

Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.

You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.

Another Thing?

If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!

(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Aaron Cooper,  she who shall not be named, some other anonymous people on the Flavor Blasters ad and he who shall not be named nor his T...

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.

Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:

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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:

The Coalition For Being Cool To Your Parents

Hey, Brad. Could you stop being a little turd, Brad? Huh? I mean, really, what gives? Haven’t your parents done enough for you that you can cut them a modicum of slack? Just be cool for once. Please, please, please. Get it together, Brad.

HelloFresh

Who can say what HelloFresh is? It could be another food delivery service. It could be… ah nuts. No, it’s that first thing. I was going to hint at it a little before getting to the real thing but I came right out and said it. I’m very bad at all of this.

Bentmore Buckets

Again? Well, this time, we have a very in-depth user testimonial in support of this amazing product. If you weren’t sold on it before, you’ll be filling your buckets with buckets after listening to this.

Law Offices of Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith and Smith

Looking to sue someone? This place can help.

Something else…

Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.

You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.

Another Thing?

If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!

(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon, Aaron Cooper and she who shall not be named.)

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.

Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:

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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:

Harry’s

What is in a name, right? Well, Harry’s is just what it sounds like, but what that is, we won’t say. You have to listen to the sweet, sweet ad reads to find that out. Nice try, sucker.

Taco Bell’s Play Zone

Find out why the Play Zone at Taco Bell is a magical place full of wonder for the children of Barberton, Ohio. Maybe you yourself would like to go to the Play Zone and you aren’t a child. You’re in luck! You can still come on down if you really feel like it. We’ll explain why in this here ad read. I did a southern accent there, okay? And it was very good.

Frito Lays

We reveal the new slogan for Frito Lays, straight from the CEO’s mouth. It’s a huge reveal, so tell all your friends and your friends’ friends and their friends and their friends after that and fifty generations of friends. Tell everyone.

Jimmy’s Driving School

Small businesses are businesses too.

Something else…

Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.

You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.

Another Thing?

If you have a business you want to advertise on the podcast, you can also email us at adreadpodcast at gmail.com! We’d love to read your ad!

(Additional writing for this podcast by Jon Robertson. Additional acting by Jon,

Welcome to the Ad Read podcast. We’re not like those other podcasts that fluff the running time with needless content. We get straight to the ad reads, bringing you, the consumer the product information you crave. No need to skip ahead, no filler, just poorly read ad copy from all the brands you love.

Disclaimer: Any references to products/companies real or fake reflect our opinion alone and not the opinion of the companies in question. This is especially true of the fake companies, who can be real assholes about this sort of thing.

Subscribe to Ad Read in these places:

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In today’s episode, we read the following ads:

Blue Apron

Find out what Blue Apron is. Find out why you need to buy Blue Apron m…. ooops! I almost just said what Blue Apron is, lol. It could be anything. It could be a type of plane. You don’t fucking know. This episode will talk about that.

Hims

Oh my. I bet you’re watering at the mouth, trying to figure out what this product might be. But you’ll have to wait until you listen to the podcast or a witch will curse you and you will forever be ruined, absolutely ruined.

You wouldn’t like that, would you? You wouldn’t like a witch destroying you? I don’t know. I’m really asking. I don’t know. I don’t know your entire deal. So tell me. Would you want a witch to curse you? If you do, well shit. I mean… that witch is going to curse you. Fuck. I wasn’t really banking on you wanting a witch to curse you, but here we are. I mean, that was my only threat, and you’ve called my bluff here. Well done.

Bentmore Buckets

Crap. The product description is kind of right in the name, huh? Like, I’m not going to keep you in suspense about what this amazing product might be. You know it’s buckets. It’s right there in the damn name.

But I do have one thing on you, and that’s the offer code. I’m going to be a straight up dick about this. If you want the offer code, you have to listen to the podcast. That’s the rules, you fucking asshole.

I win. You lose. Fuck you.

Something else…

Maybe you like one of the products advertised on this podcast. That’s really cool! Upload here or email the podcast at adreadpodcast at gmail.com with your testimonials.

You can send these as either a written testimonial or an audio testimonial. Either way, we may include it on the show! That’s cool as fuck, and I’m the creator of this podcast so I would know.

Another Thing?