In this week's episode, a Hatton Garden jeweller gets an advert more suited to a double glazing company.

For more information on the company in question - yes, this is a real company - visit https://www.facebook.com/ADSwindonJewellers/

And for more voice over demos, visit www.pauljrose.co.uk

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Well I launched this is a 'series' and someone wrote and said they were looking forward to episode 2, so here it is.

If you've any suggestions for either companies or ad genres you'd like me to try, please post a comment.

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A client told me she liked the way I said a certain brand's name, which in turn gave birth to this idea.

I must stress that this advert has NOT been comissioned by the company in question and, should they wish to purchase the rights to it, they must contact me at [email protected]

But let's not get bogged down by the legals - it's just meant as a laugh.

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