You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep you can go into gay sex.  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast about movies or anything for that matter, the boys are joined by comedians and queer feminist Katie Zane to talk all about Lana and Lilly Wachowski - the visionary trans filmmakers behind The Matrix, Cloud Atlas, and so much more!  Plus, a round of the rotten tomatoes game and some RECOMMENDATIONS!

Our guest was late we had 20 minutes to kill so we talked about two movies we saw recently.  Collin was right about both of them.

He's been sober for decades and there's no way his dick works anymore but cinematically at least, Stephen King has been having a moment!  The popular Netflix TV show/Drake Tinder Stranger Things brought his vibe back, and since then adaptations of The Dark Tower, Pet Sematary, IT, and others have hit cinemas to varying degrees of success!  But his history with film goes back way further than that!  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first podcast to ever be about movies, the boys are joined by their best named guest ever in Nick Kuntzman to talk all about the KING of movies!  Plus a round of the IMDB game and Ron saved Collin from forgetting recommendations again!

Christmas is a dumb holiday.  First off, only christians are legally allowed to celebrate it and Christians are the Jews of religions.  Also, it's all cold.  And there's too many movies about it!  Why only celebrate Christmas when there's Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Thanksgiving, Halloween, Arbor Day, and so much more!  Today on Adult Films with  Collin and Ron, a podcast about movies and cum, the boys are joined by frequent guest and fan-favorite roustabout Jeff Caillouette to talk all about non-christmas halloween movies!  Plus, the IMDB game and some RECOMMENDATIONS!

Lasers, lasers, lasers!  Science fiction, AKA fiction with a scientific bent like I dunno robots and shit, is very popular right now!  Especially a kind of sci fi that skews headier.  Smart sci fi, like instead of aliens it's aliens that shop at Urban Outfitters I guess.  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, a podcast about movies and shooting ropes, the boys in black (cause they're goth) are joined by film critici Mike Crowley to talk all about the future of sci fi movies!  Denis Villeneuve, Shane Carruth, James Cameron, and so much more!  Plus some game and also recommendations!

Eh, get some baked beans and park da car in da Harvard yard already racial slur!  Boston is one of the great American cities, home to almost 5 million people and about 6 million different weird accents - many of which have been captured in the medium of film!  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the only podcast with comedians and also the only podcast about movies, the boys in blue (just kidding we hate cops) are joined by noted Bostonian Tommy "Irish Lion" Karner to talk about Boston's Best Movies!  Good Will Hunting, The Departed, Boondock Saints, Mystic River, The Social Network, and so much more!  Plus a round of "Cage or Roberts?" and RECOMMENDATIONS!

On Monday, August 12th, at about 9 pm a group of strangers who mostly all knew each other met up at Chicago's famed dive bar The Gallery Cabaret to talk about the uniquely homoerotic children's film A Talking Cat!?! which is a title best said in a confused scream.  The boys are joined by show mascot and self-described "Obnoxious Fat Jew" Adam Kwaselow to break it all down!

Big smile!  Weird laugh!  Probably murdering a transsexual prostitute!  Daddy Day Care!  Eddie's Murphy's career has had a lot of ups and down.  Well, to be fair, a few years of a pretty insane and meteoric rise and then a relatively steady down that last decades and is, frankly, horrifying.  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first podcast about movies, the boys are joined by comedian Tyler Ross to break down the films of comedic great Eddie Murphy!  His problematic stand up, his SNL years, Coming To America, Beverly Hills Cops, The Nutty Professor, and so much more!  Plus a round of The Rotten Tomatoes Game, Eddie Murphy edition, and RECOMMENDATIONS!

Order out of sentences sense make don't.  Ha ha.  Just pulled a sneaky on ya!  Nolan loves to do it, Tarantino loves to do it, and god knows you love to see it!  You don't want a story to go from point a to point b to point c all neat and clean:  that's boring as shit!  You want your brain to be tickled by a story that puts flashback on top of flashfoward on top of flash sideways or whatever the hell else they can think of!  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, a podcast that invented movies, the boys are joined by noted Tarot Card millionaire Winslow Dumaine to chat about non-linear movies!  Plus a round of the IMDB game and recommendations!  Come to our live screening of the film A Talking Cat!?!?, a family film directed by someone who mostly specialized in softcore gay pornography, at the Gallery Cabaret in Chicago on August 12th!

There are a lot of good movies in the world.  Citizen Kane.  Star Wars.  Large parts of some of the Fast And Furious pictures.  All cinematic classics.  But there are also crap.  Garbage.  Bupkus.  Stuff that is objectively pretty bad, but you like it anyway!  Trashy action, 80's titty comedies, horrible video game adaptations:  the kind of stuff that TNT would air at 3 in the afternoon on a Sunday and you know your hungover ass is gonna watch and enjoy all of Swordfish!  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, a podcast about movies and cum, the boys are joined by comedian James Fisher to talk all about their favorite guilty pleasure movies!  HEAD'S UP:  Check out the boys August 12th in Chicago for a free screening of A Talking Cat???