Let's say you got a hit movie.  People are loving what you got the star is hot the director's a visionary and it's even a little bit scary:  people dig it!  So let's IMMEDIATELY make another movie with all the same people doing the same stuff to tell more or less the same but technically a different story about the same characters.  But what if it somehow takes ten years to make this sequel?  Or 20?  Or 30?  Or even longer!  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first podcast to ever exist and also be about movies, tha boyz (tm) are joined by podcast Robert Littwin to discuss long delayed sequels!  Plus a round of the Lost in Translation game (with a great karaoke intro) and them sweet recommendations, baby!

Studded belts!  Bleached blonde hair!  Chunky shoes!  Low-rise jeans!  Bare midriffs!  Never ending imperialist war!  It's the 2000's baby!  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, a podcast about movies, tha boyz (tm) are joined by comedian Brianna Murphy to talk all about movies from the decade that was:  the aughts!  We're talking Mean Girls, Save The Last Dance, editing shit cause of 9/11, the Star Wars prequels, Judd Apatow, the rise of CGI animated bullshit for kids, and of course Avatar!  Plus a bunch of other stuff like movies news, the IMDB game, and recommendations!

WARNING:  THE FIRST FEW MINUTES OF THIS EPISODE HAVE SHITTY AUDIO.  DEAL WITH IT, IT'S FREE.  

 

On Monday, April 29th, the hosts of the oppressively popular Adult Film podcast entered the Gallery Cabaret to screen the Lovecraftian nightmare that is Foodfight and then talk about it, for better or worse.  Starring Charlie Sheen, Wayne Brady, Eva Longoria, Hilary Duff, Larry Miller, and a bunch of other poor losers who will never live this shit down Foodight! is quite possibly the worst movie ever made.  Enjoy!

You gotta have a gimmick kid, a hook!  Movies are hard to make, and arguably even harder to get anyone to give a shit about.  So a good gimmick is extremely valuable to any budding or established filmmaker!  Today on Adult Films, the first ever podcast to involve doughy nerds talking about movies, tha boyz (tm) are talking about movies with weird gimmicks?  What if an entire movie was in first person?  What if they put little motors under chairs in the theatre?   What if everything was one unbroken take?  What if you got your dick sucked?  All that, plus a round of the quotes game!  On Monday, April 29th, Adult Films will be at the beautiful Gallery Cabaret in Chicago, IL for a screening and live podcast discussion of Food Fight!

"There was an idea, Stark knows this, called the Adult Films Podcast.  The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people, mostly just aimless comedians who are very available on random afternoons, to see if they could become something more, and also really push it with the cum jokes. See if they could work together talking about movies and, again, a lot of cum talk when we needed them to to fight the battles we never could."  On Thursday, April 25th, Avengers Endgame opened in theatres worldwide, grossing upwards of 15 dollars and extra 20 for popcorn.  Collin, Ron, and dear friend Jeff Caillouette saw the movie and then immediately talked about it for about an hour.  Enjoy!  And this Monday, April 29th, at 9pm tha boyz will be at beautiful Gallery Cabaret in Chicago's Bucktown neighborhood to host a live screening of the truly nightmarish film Food Fight!

Classic movies:  what a crock of shit!  So some old folks determined that some movie was super great just because it was black and white and about war or whatever.  Who cares?  On today's episode of Adult Films, the only podcast to ever feature comedians discussing movies and also the only podcast to ever exist, our dear sweet and swollen boys are joined by comedian Adam Gilbert to discuss classic movie that they DON'T LIKE AND THEIR OPINIONS MATTER!  Saving Private Ryan, Gone With The Wind, The Breakfast Club, and so much more!  Plus, a round of Seagal or Cage?  On Monday, April 29th, we'll be screening the classic nightmare Food Fight and hosting a live podcast at the Gallery Cabaret in Chicago!

Sequels make a lot of sense.  If a bunch of people wanna buy a ticket to go see one movie it would make sense that they'd wanna go buy tickets to see the same actors play the same characters in a slightly different but usually pretty much the same story.  So more or less every successful movie has a sequel planned, but those sequels often don't get made.  Sometimes for boring reasons, like an actor wants more money or the director is one of the three people Hollywood decided doesn't get to rape anymore.  But sometimes sequels don't work cause they're insane.  That's what we're talking about this week on Adult Films!  On Monday, April 29th we're screening Food Fight and recording a life podcast at the Gallery Cabaret in Chicago!

If you got a couple hundred million dollars you can make one hell of a movie.  But most people aren't that lucky.  Anyone can make a blockbuster with nice craft service, but how do you put together an enduring masterpiece with like 20 bucks and a roll of scotch tape?  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first podcast ever made, our boys are joined by writer and programmer Alex Vasquez of the Windy City Horrorama Film Festival (www.windycityhorrorama.com) to talk all about low budget filmmaking!  John Waters, Kevin Smith, Primer, fake latex, real cum, and so much more!

One week after it's release, and box office domination, Jordan Peele's second feature film US is the talk of the town!  This sci-fi/horror hybrid has broken records and dominated internet film discussion.  So into the weeds come two idiots to share their theories.  Collin loved it, Ron was wrong and only kind of liked it.  Who will you agree with?  Both, neither, fuck you?  All will be revealed!

PRAISE THE DARK LORD AND PASS THE MARSHALL STACK WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOVE SOME METAL UP YOUR ASS BUT ONLY IF YOU CONSENT!  DEVIL HORNS!  On this week's episode of Adult Films with Collin And Ron, the first and so far only podcast to have comedians talking about movies, the boys are joined by comedian and noted metalhead Cameron Little to talk all about HEAVY METAL MOVIES, BITCH!  Spinal tap, norwegian black metal, bunch of Lord Of Rings fantasy dork shit, Mad Max, satan himself, Black Sabbath (the band and the movie), and so much more!  Plus a round of Lost In Translation, and RECOMMENDATIONS!  This episode is sponsored by www.peggingtoys.com.  Used code-word ADULTFILMS to save 10%.