Wikipedia describes documentary as "a non-fictional motion picture intended to document some aspect of reality, primarily for the purposes of instruction, education, or maintaining a historical record."  It describes this podcast as "a couple swinging dicks jizzing into your fucking mind" cause we just edited it to say that.  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the only podcast where comedians talk about movies, da boys (tm) are joined by third-time guest Aaron Klopfer to talk all about documentaries!  Nanook of the North, Michael Moore, MaysLes brothers, you tube conspiracy clips, concert films, getting super-sized, and so much more!  Plus a round of the IMCB game and RECOMMENDATIONS!  This episode is sponsored by www.peggingtoys.com.  Used code-word ADULTFILMS to save 10%.

Grab your milkshake, dodge a frog, and stroke your big fucking cock - cause we're talking about the films of Paul Thomas Anderson!  Welcome to Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the only podcast about movies and the only podcast hosted by idiots!  Today them boys (oh damn they at it again!) are joined by no guest to talk about the greatest living filmmaker (there will be NO debate on this!) Paul Thomas Anderson.  They discuss how ashamed the other Paul Anderson should be, what to do after breaking up with Fiona Apple, how intense Daniel Day Lewis is, breaking toilets, stealing money from your girlfriend, and so much more!  Plus a round of "Von Trier say what?" and RECOMMENDATIONS!  This episode is sponsored by www.peggingtoys.com.  Used code-word ADULTFILMS to save 10%.

Are you ready to step into the squared circle and PODCAST, BROTHER?  Wrestlers - they're all real, they're all in great shape, and there has never been a single case where one of them turned out to be bad at acting!  Today on Adult Films with Collin And Ron, both the first and also the stupidest podcast about movies, our boys are joined by wrestling fan and host of "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?", Mr. Jake Scheidel!  They're talking wrestler in movies, baby!  That means Andre The Giant, Jesse Ventura, Hulk Hogan, some guy named Dwayne who has a nickname no one remembers, and so much more!  Plus, a round of the Rotten Tomatoes game and RECOMMENDATIONS!  This episode is sponsored by www.peggingtoys.com.  Used code-word ADULTFILMS to save 10%.

The Oscars were last night!  Did you watch them?  I hope not, they're a waste of time!  But the hosts of Adult Films with Collin and Ron did, and they're bringing along their dear friends Adam Kwaselow and Jeff Caillouette to talk about the snubs, the flubs, the glitz, the glamour, the upsets, the upsetting, and all the child rapists!

You just downloaded this podcast, so you have that going for you and that's nice!  Today on Adult Films with Collin And Ron, the first podcast ever made and therefore by default the only and best podcast wherein doughy nerds get all autistic about movies and shit, the boys are joined by comedian and author Be Casper ("That Time I Got Arrested" podcast) to talk about the sad clown of American Film:  Evanston, IL's one and only Bill Murray!  We talk Saturday Night Live, oscar hopes, the young Murray and the sad Murray, Wes Anderson, and so much more!  Plus a round of a new game:  THE LOST IN TRANSLATION GAME!  NOTE:  On Sunday, February 24th, at 6pm central standard time we will be doing an OSCARS LIVE STREAM at our Facebook page (www.facebook.com/adultfilmspodcast).  This episode is sponsored by www.peggingtoys.com.  Used code-word ADULTFILMS to save 10%.

The motion picture association of America can, and we mean this in only the most respectful way, suck on our hairy balls after we've done a lot of cardio and we WILL not shower.  Welcome to Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the only podcast in American history to ever feature two friends talking about movies and also cum.  Today your hosts are breaking down the MPAA, the group that determines if a movie is G or NC-17 (it would be cool if there was one movie that divided them equally between just those two ratings).  How are they unfair?  Why do they hate women cumming?  What's the problem with teaching retards how to use dynamite?  All that and more, plus a game of "SHAPIRO SAY WHAT?"  NOTE:  On Sunday, February 24th, at 6pm central standard time we will be doing an OSCARS LIVE STREAM at our Facebook page (www.facebook.com/adultfilmspodcast).  This episode is sponsored by www.peggingtoys.com.  Used code-word ADULTFILMS to save 10%.

We're singing on the podcast!  Just singing on the podcast!  What a glorious feeling, we're podcasting again!  I don't know if those are the right lyrics.  And we don't even really talk about that movie anyway.  Welcome to Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the only podcast where doughy nerds talk about movies!  Today your hosts are joined by comedian/musician/actress/gay-icon Ariana Freeman to talk all about MOVIE MUSICALS, BABY!  We're talking Guys and Dolls, Oklahoma, Chicago, Hairspray, Mamma Mia, and so much more!  Plus, a round of the IMDB game and recommendations!  This episode is sponsored by www.peggingtoys.com.  Used code-word ADULTFILMS to save 10%.

On Monday, January 21nd 2019, some strangers stumbled upon a little bar in Chicago called The Gallery Cabaret.  Their car was broke down, their daughter was kind of being a little bitch, and a dude with weird legs was very inviting and clearly tripping balls so they all decided to stay and do a podcast!  Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the show where comedians talk about movies, your hosts are joined by Jeff Caillouette and Kendall Klitzke to talk all about the classic bad movie MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE!  Plus a round of the rotten tomatoes game, and recommendations!  This episode is sponsored by www.peggingtoys.com.  Used code word ADULTFILMS to save 10%.

Movies are expensive to make, expensive to distribute, and increasingly expensive to see!  So how can movie theaters keep customers flocking out to see the latest blockbuster Spiderman or Shoah sequel?  They could maybe NOT charge $58 for a small popcorn, but fuck that:  MORE 3D MOR SUBSCRIPTION SERVICES MORE GIMMICKS, BABY!  Today on Adult Films, the podcast where comedians talk about movies, ya boys Collin and Ron are joined by frequent guest Adam Kwaselow to talk all about the various tricks movie theatres have used to keep folks coming out!  We're talking early, the revolution in 3D that Avatar created, smell-o-vision and aromarama, William Castle, interactive cinema, 4DX, and so much more!  Plus, an edition of the box office game and recommendations!  This episode is sponsored by www.peggingtoys.com.  Used code word ADULTFILMS to save 10%.

It's springtime and love is in the air!  Actually, it's the dead of winter and everything is cold and everyone is depressed and what you're really smelling is probably chicken wings which is kind of love, if you think about it!  Today on Adult Films, the podcast where comedians talk about movies, the boys in blue (they're cops now) are joined by comedian, and former holder of the handle @sriachacum on twitter, Maria Lee to talk all about those sappy, sometimes crappy, but always lovely romance movies!  We're talking Titanic, Pretty Woman, the Notebook, and other garbage that women like (give me actions movies and beer and and and TWINS!)  Plus, a round of the new IMDB game!  This episode is sponsored by www.peggingtoys.com.  Used code word ADULTFILMS to save 10%.  Catch Adult Films LIVE at the Gallery Cabaret in Chicago on Monday, January 21st for a live screening of Manos:  The Hands of Fate!