Adult Films with Collin & Ron - A Podcast About Movies

Well, 2018 was over.  What a shit year.  But there were some good movies!  Today on Adult Films, the podcast where comedians talk about MOVIES, your beloved hosts are joined by no one at all for a guestless journey into the best movies of 2018!  They talk superhero movies, the ocean master, communism, science fiction, what every movies ever made is about, and more!  This episode is sponsored by www.peggingtoys.com.  Used code word ADULTFILMS to save 10%.  Catch Adult Films LIVE at the Gallery Cabaret in Chicago on Monday, January 21st for a live screening of Manos:  The Hands of Fate!

Duh.  Da da duh.  Da da duh.  Bum. Dum dum dummmm. Digga digga digga dum dum dummm.  rreow DAAAAAAA reow ruh ruh ROAW reee wheedly wheedly wheedly wheedly wheedly wheedly wheedly wheedly wheedly wheedly wow wow wow wheedly wheedly wheedly wheedly wheedly wow wow wow wow wow WOOOOOOOOOOOOW REEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWOWWOWOWOWOW.  Those were all supposed to be guitar riffs.  Welcome to Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the podcast where comedian talk about movies!  Today your beloved hosts are joined by some ROCK STARS!  James and Pat from the band Affluent Bums are in the studio to talk all about musician biopics!  Walk the Line, Ray, Bohemian Rhapsody!  Which actors actually do their own singing?  Why did the Beatles have to jerk off TOGETHER?  Why do they keep making these movies when Walk Hard roasted them so damn thoroughly?  All that, and a round of the Rotten Tomatoes game!  This episode is sponsored by www.peggingtoys.com.  Used code word ADULTFILMS to save 10%.

GET FUCKING HYPED, SON!  2019 is right around the horizon, as the saying doesn't go, and it's shaping up to be the biggest year in Hollywood history!  We've got blockbuster franchise after blockbuster franchise ready to tear the movie-going public's wallet asses right open!  Today, on the last Adult Films of 2018, Collin and Ron sit down with comedian Aaron Klopfer to talk about what we're all looking forward to in 2019!  This episode is brought to you by www.peggingtoys.com - use keyword ADULTFILMS to save 10% on any purchase!  Catch Adult Films LIVE at the Gallery Cabaret in Chicago on Monday for a live screening of Manos:  The Hands of Fate!

Being a big Hollywood actor presumably rules.  Money, fame, glitz, glamour, access to Arby's menu items normally reserved for test markets:  you got it all, baby!  But sometimes big actors find themselves starring in some big ol' stinkers!  Today on Adult Films, the podcast where comedians talk about movies, your hosts Collin and Ron are joined by comedian and noted mustache-haver Jeff Callouliette to talk all about some of the biggest bombs ever produced by Hollywood's elite actors!  Plus, movie news, recommendations, and a round of the Rotten Tomatoes game!   This episode is sponsored by www.peggingtoys.com, use code word ADULTFILMS to save 10%

Sometimes, we all fail!  We set up to bat, swing, and WHAMMY!  The ball hits your dick.  But what if you fuck up SO BAD, it changes the very industry you’re in!  Today on Adult Films, the podcast about movies, Collin and Ron are joined by “Gritty of the podcast” Adam Kwaselow to talk about the kind of failures that change movies as we know them!

Have you ever been to Chicago, IL?  Windy city, city of broad shoulders, hog butcher to the world, fartsville, not-Boston, etc.  It's a great city, except for all the stupid bullshit, and it's the city where THIS VERY PODCAST (Adult Films, the podcast where comedians talk about movies) is recorded!  Today your good buddies Collin and Ron are joined by lifelong Chicagoan and partial-lifelong comedian Jon Torres to talk all about movies shot in Chicago!  From the early days, where people just filmed like trees on streets cause they were boring as fuck, up until such exciting and edgy films as The Dark Knight and Wanted and Barbershop 2:  Cutting Back (it might not actually be called that).  Plus a round of "Biggest Parts:  GENRE EDITION" and recommendations!

What kind of idiot makes Oscar predictions in November?  The kid of idiots that host a podcast!  Specifically, the podcast Adult Films, where comedians talk about movies!  This week Collin and Ron are joined by no one, no guests, no other people talking - cause straight up fuck 'em!  They do some movie news, talk all about their Oscar predictions for February's ceremony, and play a round of "Herzog Say What?"  Plus recommendations and a plug for www.peggingtoys.com where you can enter the code ADULTFILMS to save 10%

In the not too distant future - right now, in fact - you downloaded a podcast!  A podcast called Adult Films, where comedians talk about movies!  Today your beautiful hosts Collin and Ron are joined by noted non-actress Liz Stockwell to talk all about the little show that could!  Starting on Minneapolis public access TV and going all the way to Comedy Central and the Sci Fi Channel, Mystery Science Theatre 3000 changed the face of bad movies everywhere!  They break down the best bad movies covered, the long term effects of the show's popularity, and how shitty it is to talk during movies!  All of that, plus movie news and a rousing game of Lundegren or Cage!  Thanks for listening and see you at the concession stand!

Food!  You LITERALLY need it to live.  But can it also be filmed?  Turns out that modern camera technology actually CAN capture images of food!  On today's episode of Adult Films, are hosts are joined by comedian and "foodie" Jason Flynn to talk all about food in movies!  Big Night!  Charlie Chaplin playing with potatoes!  Jon Favreau in Chef!  That pie Jason Biggs fucked!  Pizza The Hut!  All that and more will be covered (and smothered - like your Waffle House hash browns!) on today's podcast!

On Monday, December 8th, 2018 our glorious hosts entered the Gallery Cabaret in Chicago.  What happened next was, quite frankly, an abomination.  They screened the Ed Wood masterpiece "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and then invited comedian Brianna Murphy to come on stage and talk about it!  What's up with the gun handling?  Why do baptists love aliens but stop at grave robbing?  How weird is it to ride the bus in a full Elvira costume?  Who the hell bothered to fill the IMDB goofs section for this movie?  All that, plus the Rotten Tomatoes game and a round of recommendations where everyone just laughs in Collin's stupid face!  This episode was brought to you by www.peggingstoys.com - use codeword ADULTFILMS to save 10%