Adventurific

It looks like the Moody River Gang won't be able to make it this week, but we figured that it's best you hear it from them. I'm sure they have some pretty decent excuses. We promise they will be back next week, all ready to solve the mystery of why Teddy's grandma can't remember what a pizza is, and the thing about the dead body.

Spring is in the air. The flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping, and the bodies are already starting to pile up, and of course, your favorite gang of miscreants from Moody River are already somehow involved! Now, the unrelenting arm of the law has followed them to the mysterious lighthouse in the woods and the gang is going to forge some unlikely alliances in order stay out of juvie and stop the killer before he or she strikes again! Nothing says "April Fools" like a freshly strangled corpse and no one says "we're sorry" like we do...this week on Adventurific!

The Episode you are about to listen to is not for the faint of heart,

Here within, lies only pain and anguish.

I am warning you now,

Stop what you are doing and turn back!

Inside this episode, warriors fall, worlds crumble, and

Soldiers of Evil trample all that stands in their way.

Absalom Station will never be the same.

Listen to me, before it’s too late

I cannot stop the brave, but I can warn them this…

Everything you know is about to change.

Who knew that when the Squad stood toe to toe with the Mysterious and Deadly Red Guy that they would walk away the new owners of the largest corporation on Absalom Station! It may sound like a horrible idea that will only end in financial ruin, but don’t worry, the Squad has a proper business plan that totally doesn’t involve anything like over-drinking, dictatorships, or Mucktup in control of a time altering super weapon! Drunk on power and in our player’s cases, beer, things are about to go from bad to a complete and utter shit show almost instantaneously! Have your assistant grab you a coffee and cancel all your meetings, because Adventurific is ready for a hostile takeover!

After all the struggle, fighting, and murder the Squad went through to survive “Hey, Don’t Get Your Friend Killed”, they were not expecting it to end with a make out session between Kenntucky and their greatest foe, The Red Guy! And while that may have been quite the shocker, they certainly weren’t expecting an offer from the most dangerous man in the galaxy so tantalizing that it turns their entire mission on its head! Will this new series of events prove to be too much for the Squad to handle, or is it a new era of prosperity for Absalom Station? Hint: It’ll just end in more chaos, trust me. This is truly a strange turn of events, but when it comes to “strange”, Adventurific is only getting started!

Strap into your favorite Glovorian, heat-treated, relaxation sphere because this week’s season finale of “Hey, Don’t Get Your Friend Killed!” will certainly be cemented as the single greatest episode of any sociopathic reality television show since “Eat This Grenade!” It’s coming down to the wire for the remaining members of the Squad as Kenntucky and CLANK dig in to find the final few keys to free Mucktup! However, just as things seem to be going their way, the show turns up the heat to a furious level and things start going downhill fast! Will they pull ahead, or will Mucktup’s final moments be broadcast for the whole galaxy to see? All we can say is it will certainly be entertaining! It’s a nonstop thrill ride to the end, with ACTION, SUSPENCE, HORROR, and ROMANCE, all in this week’s episode of Adventurific!

Pass the industrial grade nutrient laden food paste and turn the channel to 26079 because its time for another chapter in the fight for Mucktup’s life on “Hey, Don’t Get Your Friend Killed!” This week, things really begin heating up for the Squad as their challenges become more intense, their attackers get more vicious, and the stakes reach a new height of precariousness. Will they make it out of this AV hell alive, or will their season getting cancelled prematurely? It’s the mid-season sweeps and the only thing the audience seems to respond to is complete and udder mayhem...and we got that in spades, this week on Adventurific!

Put the hatchlings to bed and re-tune your Glorbtube enabled holo-visors because it’s time for another installment of the hottest game show in Absalom Station: “Hey, Don’t Get Your Friend Killed”! The hunt for the keys rages on with Mucktup bursting a drum, Kenntucky carrying a dead weight, CLANK hanging in there, Duke being sent to the dog house, Max getting roasted, and Slasher making one hell of a mess! With this much drama and violence, what we are doing should be considered illegal! (We were informed by our lawyers that we need to LEGALLY remind you that this show IS, in fact, highly ILLEGAL.) So, prime that A-Roll and bump that B-Roll, because it’s only gold, this week on Adventurific!

Grab a bowl of freshly squeezed Flobbcorn and pull up your favorite status pod (with the external entertainment module installed) because Nostrovia’s own ragtag group of assholes are the newest contestants on Absalom Station’s most loved game show: “Hey! Don’t Get Your Friend Killed!” The clock is ticking down for Mucktup and it’s up to the remaining Squad to journey through their respective obstacle courses to find the keys to his cell. Can they overcome the challenges set before them or will the Robotic Felines, Gimp Pursuers, Demanding Judges, and Flesh Hungry Savages prove to be too much? Don’t forget your mark and remember to enunciate your lines, because on this week’s Adventurific, it’s showtime!

What do you do when an over-bearing, authoritarian corporation places itself in charge of a once thriving space station and takes your second best mechanic prisoner? You do what's right by gathering your best team, marching over to their headquarters in the middle of the city, and making them pay for what they've done! Well, this is Adventurific, so it'll most likely end with a few misread social cues, a babushka with sticky fingers, and a finale so strange, it defies all logic and sanity. It's a brand new episode of Adventurific and this week, they need you to enter, stage left!