Adventurific

It's been a busy first day aboard the great Absalom station with each team getting into their own brand of tomfoolery, but it's about time something actually gets done! Check in on Max as he wreaks havoc on an unsuspecting Shop, Duke, CLANK, and Kenntucky as they attempt to blend into a crowd of drunks, Mucktup as he discovers why the 14th amendment is so important, and Slasher as she...well, she does Slasher. Come along because Adventurific is making their way downtown, moving fast, faces pass, we're download bound.

WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SOME GROSS SHIT THAT MAY BE CONSIDERED VERY GROSS. What happens when a mind bending, social networking sociopath puts on the Captain's hat and decides to make some big decisions? Here's a hint, it involves a lot of back stabbing, rodent thralldom, and a very, VERY strange sounding Slasher. We are down a player, but we make it up shit creek without a paddle, this week on Adventurific!

The clock is ticking and its time for some good old fashioned party splitting! This week, part of the Squad leaves the safety of the quarantine zone to find the parts needed to disguise Nostrovia, and where's a better place to start than the Absalom Station junkyard? As they sift through the piles of refuse discarded by the station's many residents, CLANK takes a stroll down memory lane, Duke discovers a new form of stimulation, and Kenntucky finally does something cool...all while being blissfully unaware that the junkyard is home to much more than just used needles and old nudie mags. Strap on those gas masks and bring along the antiseptic, this week Adventurific is getting dirty!

When it comes to destroying an innocent kingdom's castle and shooting two of their horses in the face, the saying "cooler heads prevail" doesn't really come to mind, but this week, that all changes. It's time for a quick breather, and the Squad is taking this moment to plot out an actual course of action! Follow along as they discuss where to head to next, mend some fences, and work out a few possible solutions to the impending confrontation with the mysterious Red Guy! It's the episode Aaron Sorkin would be proud of, but with a lot less set transitions, only on this week's Adventurific!

It's mayhem this week as the team tries to rebuild the damaged Nostrovia, put Mucktup's bones back into their correct positions, calm Duke down after his run in with an all powerful gentleman, and all while dealing with more of Max's cocky attitude. Only Max Mozilla could strut into a town, assault the guards, get arrested, and still make it seem like it's your fault. It's total disarray, this week on Adventurific!

The presents are wrapped and the stockings are hung,

Which means Christmas Time in Moody River has certainly begun!

The townsfolk are cheering and having a ball,

And your favorite rapscallions are up at the mall

Trying to meet Santa is their one desire

But soon, things in town will get exceedingly dire

The gifts are all missing and the ornaments are wrecked

How can anyone have fun with these halls all un-decked?

To put things right and bring back the cheer

Our favorite school kids must stand and persevere!

Can the Gang solve this session’s transgression?

Or will festivities end in depression?

Follow along listener, it’s going to be a blast

Only on this week ‘s Adventurific Podcast!

The twists are getting more intense as the Squad learns a very harsh lesson about the consequences of their choices when a mysterious figure tears his way aboard the Nostrovia looking to reclaim his shipment of zombification drugs. Luckily, Mucktup's quick thinking prevented the poison from falling into the wrong hands...but at what cost? Our mysterious new friend isn't done yet, as he gets a hold of another one of our heroes, and makes a proposal that could end this adventure before it began! Listen up this week because Adventurific can't worm it's way out of this one!

With the Bar gone, the crew losing their pay day, and Nostrovia needing some serious repairs, it's time to make a pit stop on an uncivilized planet! First observations seem peaceful enough, but the group decides to split the party in order to explore this new environment. A strange electronic signal, a mysterious settlement, and the aforementioned repairs all grab the attentions of the different teams, and each are hellbent on discovering what secrets...and dangers await them. It's all about twists and turns, this week on Adventurific!

Riding high from their first encounter with space combat, the Squad return to the Bar to collect their payment for a job well done! However, when a massive error in communication leads the Squad back into the harsh emptiness of the cosmos, the Dealer may come to find himself as the only hope of survival. Only cooler heads will prevail in this delicate negotiation, but Kenntucky and his itchy trigger finger may have other plans. Meanwhile, Max Mozilla sees an opportunity to push his brand to the next level, and you bet your ass he's going to take it. Strap on those hockey pads, because this week, Adventurific goes weak at the knees.

After boarding the Nostrovia and capturing the Dealer, the Squad turns back to the Bar to collect their lucrative payday! However, nothing is ever as simple as it seems in deep space, and what starts as a straightforward voyage to safety soon becomes a crash course in galactic warfare! Do these bollixed scofflaws have what it takes to master the controls and stay alive, or will they fair as well as the Nostrovia's last crew and end up bereft of life? Charge the cannons and brace for impact, this week Adventurific mans the battle stations!