Just a band playing as the Titanic goes down over here...

So ... we lost a few minutes of Calder's audio this week. When you hear us responding to nothing, please fill in the absolute funniest thing you can imagine and know that it wasn't half as entertaining as what he actually said.

Honestly, please do that for the rest of us too. We're really much funnier in your head than in real life.

You'll be delighted to know that the TWENTY minutes prior to this episode - in which we argued about when Shatner's talk/singing became a thing - was cut prior to release. That's the kind of top-notch quality control we got going on around here.

Unpopular opinion, I know, but ... the guy was homicidal, suicidal, and genocidal! Shouldn't we be happy he's passed?

The answer, of course, is no. RIP to the realest one.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY *clap clap clapclapclap*

New head bip spot dropped

So ... basically the whole roster is in the Don Callis Family now, right?

Alt title: I Know Santa. I know Mom and Dad.

We're just running out the clock of life

Did Swerve steal 'Taker's zombie sit-up?