Rating: 75% Worth Watching

What’s going on, AEW? Huh? Our money not good enough for you? Theresa unleashes about her experience - or non-experience - with AEW’s Heels thing. Also, all manner of sartorial atrocities are discussed including That Jacket (the best!) and That Helmet (the worst!) and the Inception of picture-in-picture commercials.

Rating: 81% Must Watch

Look, Jericho could have got Obama and Trump to kiss on video and it STILL wouldn’t have been as mindblowing as the SNL closer. That’s just a fact.

Rating: 83% Must Watch

Look, there are a lot of important and entertaining things that happened on this show, but if you take away nothing else, let it be this: if you pronounce it like that, nobody will think of your legacy as strong like cement. They’ll think of semen all over your legacy AND NOBODY WANTS THAT.

Rating: 92% Must Watch

When Tony Khan ends up on the legends circuit hawking signed headshots for $25, hopefully he has the presence of mind to let people pay extra to throw money disdainfully at him like the Young Bucks after a superkick. That’s GOLD RIGHT THERE.

Rating: 86% Must Watch

See? Look! There’s Matt Hardy! He’s totally fine! He didn’t have a concussion! That dizziness, vomiting, and passing out are totally normal things that people without concussions do!

Rating: 90% Must Watch

Most of you probably won’t understand, but please just try it. Use “manvantage” in your daily life. It’s a wonderful word and it deserves greater recognition.

Rating: 90% Must Watch

This episode has lawnmowers, sexy garbage, and the line “Big Andy plays guitar” - which is almost certainly a Jim Croce lyric. What more could you want?

Rating: 91% Must Watch

Genghis Khan, Castro, Napoleon … and now, Brodie Lee. History’s greatest heels!

Rating: 78% Worth Watching

Tag Team Appreciation Night, shockingly, ends with some tag teams not being adequately appreciated! The nerve! Also, if you’re not singing “Oh I’ve haaaad the time of my life!” after this, you’re dead inside.

Rating: 85%

Too many options to pick from for episode titles this week because Jericho dropped bomb after gloriously snarky bomb like the DEMO GOD he is!

The Orange/Jericho debate was wonderful, yes - but so was the MJF campaign segment! And Samy and Hardy! And *two* Dark Order matches and we haven’t even made it to the transcendent massacre that was Mox vs. Darby Allin! Wall-to-wall entertainment, y’all. Wall. To. Wall.