The boys are back after a wee 62 week lay off to prove they save their best for September. Up 'em.

If a week is a long time in footy, then a fortnight is an eternity. Emil and Bart catch up on all (some) of the footy news (goss) from the past two weeks (month). The boys find balance in their weekends, and work towards balance in all things, as says the book of Mundy. Emil delivers some luke warm takes and Bart has moved into the hood and is side by side with some stars, guess what kind of dog they have. All in all a lovely footy (life) chat. 

Emil and Bart are lamenting the finish or Rising Festival, tasting tasty quail eggs, and learning more from the book of Mundy. 

Emil and Bart are back talking all things Mundy, having a high crack at Jack Ginnivan, and packing up and shipping the Demons off across the waves. 

Bart and Emil are back in Narrm for the first IRL podcast ever. They chat Dusty, the Roos, the Saints and the Blues, before giving their tips for round 11. It's good to be back baby, get thee to the 'G. 

This week on the pod, Emil and Bart are honoured to have their very first guest appearance on AFLoquence, with the ever charming, ever handsome Mr Alex Mansell joining the show. They get to the bottom of why Alex is an Essendon supporter, talk Ken Kinkly, ponder whether the iced coffee lid is off on the Saints season, and place bets on Leon Camerons career end.

Emil and Bart bring you the second silver pod of the season. Bart announces his candidacy for CEO of the league, Emil hopes desperately the bottom hasn't fallen out of his takeaway Pho container, and the boys bemoan their terrible tips of last week. Will the Blues show themselves to be as hollow as an easter egg this sunday? Do the Saints enjoy playing on the holy weekend? We dunno, do your own research. 

This week on AFloquence. Emil taste tests the tasty broth that the blues are cooking, while Bart marvels at Marvel stadium. They talk comebacks, attacking football, and reminisce on a great game of footy spent together at the MCG.

Emil and Bart are back on the digital airways with another tight 45 of AFLoquence for round 3. This week is a special golden pod where both the Blues and Saints got a win. The boys are talking all things Buddy Franklin, Hot Pho broths, Rocky Roads and they answer the age old question of 'Who's Good'.

This week on Afloquence, Bart succumbs to the spicy cough and misses out on his beloved saints taking an L, whilst Emil is flying high off the back of a great round 1 effort and win from his Carlton Blues. The gents debrief all the ups and downs from a big week of footy, and delve into the hot tips for round 2.