Emil and Bart are bursting with excitement as Round 1 is just around the corner. On this weeks episode the gents go through their hot tips for the round, and Emil takes us on a stroll down memory lane, or should we say a stroll down Arden street, with a little history segment on the North Melbourne Kangaroos. Get in tough at [email protected] or on instagram with any of your ideas/thoughts. 

Bart and Emil are back at their bullsh*t once again for 2022, this week they run through (almost) every team in the comp and share their thoughts on their chances for next season. Who will slide, who will rise, and why is Damien Barrett such a flog? Footy's back and it's come at just the right time. Get in touch with AFLoquence here or insta/email [email protected] with ideas and thoughts for 2022

Emil and Bart sneak in a grand final pod, just in time before the the big dance.

Prelims are in town (if you live in Adelaide or Perth) and the boys are back dissecting last week and talking about the weekend to come. 

Afloquence is back in town, right on time for finals week 2! Emil and Bart are talking all things Finals Footy, a W.A Grand Final, the concept of time, plus a walk down memory lane discovering the origins of each teams name. Play on!

It's double diamond pod time as the fellas are chock full of testosterone following 2 double dub weeks in a row. Bart and Emil wonder if Port are to be trusted, why Collingwood is like an unpumped ball, and what another double dub week will do to their perception of reality. 

Afloquence is back after the gang took a managed rest over the bye rounds. This week the sad boys are talking about emotionally checking out, Heat lamps at Metricon stadium, Ace Buckley, and all things football related.

The boys are back for Sir Doug Nicholls round talking alternative venues, history making, and a plague carrying Ratts.

The boys are back for Sir Doug Nicholls round talking alternative venues, history making, and a plague carrying Ratts. 

This week the boys are back from a scheduled rest after being carefully managed, to talk all things AFL. Emil and Bart are back with chat on Grippo, meat eating Tom McDonald and the elusive Golden Pod.