Big Bart and Enormous Emil smash words and crash ideas in this fully fuelled footy pod pod pod. Riding on a wave of testosterone the boys talk shake ups, Norf, and learn from the calm and wise teachings of Sensei Scott. 

Bless up to the Footy Gods, Round 7 is finally here! This week on the pod, John Worsefold stops by to give some terrible advice, Emil and Bart lament the losses of their terrible ‘not good’ teams, and the boys hop on a plane to NZ to visit Dustys dad. Stand!

After a respectful silence to honour the death of Prince Phillip, the boys are back to test their testosterone as the AFL season continues. Thank goodness they're both now proud Bulldogs supporters and couldn't be happier at the top of the tree. They talk glimmers of hope, Woosha the messiah, and salivate at the very idea of some actual success 

This week on Afloquence. Emil gets ripped from the jaws of despair after a solid win from the blues, whilst Bart sheds tears over his horrible Saints. Theres also lots of chat about lost teeth, testosterone, and getting to the bottom of ‘who’s good’.

What a week in footy. The Cygnetts and Crows flew high, but the Bombers crash landed, and Danger crashed through. The Saints climbed the beanstalk, the Blues were too green, and poor old (young) Matt Rowell just can't catch a break.