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It's the second, even sexier, live version of After Hours, where we talk about a penis drawn in the sky, the 'Penis Festival, how you'd get President Biden off in order to save the world, and so much more. We also award our second-ever After Hours Throat Goat. 

Zach and Langston tackle a lot this week like initiating sex in a car, how there’s more to masturbation than just getting the white stuff out, why you should never put batteries in your pee hole, how to f*ck in a crawl space, it’s OK to not be an anal guy because there’s poop in there, and that there’s nothing wrong with breaking people’s heart. Will this week’s episode make you laugh? Yes! Will it turn you on? Probably!

Zach and Judge Lauren Lake bring you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing butt the truth ... OK, and some naughty talk too. Things like: making taboo topics teachable, how froot loops ruin the libido of rats, how Zach doesn’t know where the clitoris is, what it's like staying with the wrong person, and how do you tell an adult they are disgusting. Just be glad Zach doesn't have the gavel, because he'd be held in cumtempt of court.

Zach and Pink talk about the time Pink found out her ex was cheating on her while looking up porn, losing condoms, how Pink lost her virginity, being the first kid in high school to go down on girls, going back to your hometown to have sex with her childhood baby sitter, hooking up in between waiting tables at work, hooking up in the morning is master level sex, and naval fetishes. You don’t want to miss one of our hottest episodes yet!

Zach and Rosebud get into everything, like not liking any part of being pregnant; how Rosebud’s husband Andy is jealous of breastfeeding; loving the idea of a hate-dating app; exchanging errands for sex;  being a serial cheater; having a sober sex life; raising her kid to be an accountant; how daddy has a different connotation now; water sports are not hot; and how you end up seeing a lot of people fucking in NYC. This episode is for all the mommies, daddies, and everyone who hates using those words. 

Welcome to the sexy, live version of After Hours where we talk about Barnacle’s penises; fast food mascots you want to expose themself to you; and we play spin the bottle, but really click the dick. We end the show with a soon-to-be world-famous dick toss and award the first-ever After Hours Throat Goat. 

We’ll be back next month for another live show on March 5th. Tickets available here: https://improv.com/hollywood/event/after+hours+with+zach+noe+towers/13389703/

Zach and Zainab explore why Zainab is considered pure, why her mom wants her to stop talking about her mom’s vagina, how rugby huddle makes her hot, why she’ll have her own she-mansion when married, why it’s thrilling to have sex with an Uber driver watching, how tongue made her nervous on her first kiss, why she only sleeps with men she loves, how her dad was super frisky, how she has never gone home with a guy, nor has she ever woken up from a smelly fart. It doesn’t get much hotter than this week’s episode!

Zach and Joel take a deep dive into the world of manifesting open relationships, the real purpose behind penis costumes and pranks, the proper use and misuse of the word “cock,” the Quantum Leap intro credits and the buff Baywatch dudes, sourcing dicks on MySpace, losing anal virginity to a French foreign student, the wild energy of 23-year-olds and why they need a special wing at the Joel Kim Booster Anal Academy, aging past 'daddy' status straight into 'granddaddy' territory, navigating the complexities of group sex as a public figure, and mastering the art of elegant dick-talk etiquette. We’d say this episode is no-holds-barred, but on this show, holds are encouraged.

Zach and Fortune talk about all the naughty things, like how many holes virgin are you, you can like the word titties and not be dirty, is lotioning a friend’s arm too far for a friendship, how does being married make you the most desirable, what would happen if Queen Latifah meets your wife, do you walk out of Bojangles if they don’t have dipping sauce, and what’s it like going on a date with a married couple. When you hear this episode, you’ll know why Zach and Fortune were mistaken for a married couple in Montana. 

Zach and Nikki go all in on everything you want to know about, like the best way to get cum off of you, the slippery slope of porn, the best anal, how to ketchup-bottle yourself to get rid of farts, how careers are like a gangbang, how Taylor Swift always stays wholesome, and edging to Dave Matthews Band through high school. If you’re looking for sex talk, you’ve come to the right place.