Just in time for the holidays, Zach and Matt tackle the jolliest questions, such as: which character from “Lost” would you get fucked by,  what’s the difference between VH1 Hot instead of MTV Hot, would you not have sex with Mark Zuckerberg despite his fat ass,  are you horny for JT or JC from NSYNC, would Eminem have been a superstar bottom, and what’s it mean to have an intimacy kink. Matt is the Prince of Christmas, and Zach’s Santa Sack is filled with these juicy conundrums and so much more.

Do Hotel sex noises turn you on? Should you give a cum notification? Have you seen the Barbie Movie? Is it okay to give out condoms at Halloween? Can you cheat at chess with vibrating anal beads? How do you get your first kiss when you are a tall girl? Have you ever humped the side of a bathtub? Can a penis be too big? Is an unconfident spank hot? Have you ever been horny for Dave Matthews? Zach and Beth finally get to the bottom of all of this in this week’s episode. 

If your dog has an erection that won't go down would you jerk him off? What is Vabbing? How do you prepare your placenta for eating? When was the last time Ali saw a penis? Do lesbians like gay porn? Does the audience of Taylor Swift get you hot? Is it better to be the pleasure giver or receiver? Is a hike a good first date or will you get murdered? When is too soon to start dating when mourning? If you want answers, you’ve come to the right place - After Hours.

What happens when Luenell and Zach get booked to talk about sex on Good Morning America at 7 am? Does Dave Chappelle keep his promises? What are Luenell's deal breakers? Why have we gotten more Prude since the '70s? Did Luenell eff John Oates, or was it a look-a-like? What's a sex party like? How did Luenell's Only Fans start and how did she tell her kids? Does Luenell prefer a hairy guy? All this and more on this juicy episode of “After Hours.”

Zach and Jeff Lewis (SiriusXM, Hollywood Houselift) discuss everything, like what do you do when you get banned from the Venetian because, apparently, prostitution is illegal there? Would you rather have one big dick or two small dicks? Does Shannon Beador really have a great sex life? How do you buy dirty magazines as a kid? Did god make some people to be bottoms? Does refraining from masturbation enhance your sex life? How do you keep sex exciting in your long-term relationships? What dinner course do you take the Viagra in order to be ready to go?

Zach and Mark take on some BIG topics like, What do you do when TSA finds your butt plug in your butt? Do you get a divorce when your husband is having an affair with an alien? Can you bang on a diaper changing table at a Chuck E Cheese? Are you ball curious? Should you do ass play when your ass is unkempt? Is it ok for a girl to have a high body count? Have you ever been to an orgy?

Zach and Sabrina debate some of the hottest issues, like is Pickle Ball a real sport? Can you take off your balls completely? Is “Keeper of Cum” a good pitch? Do lesbians ever fake it? Why do they still circumcise men? Is it normal to fantasize about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Is it possible to be gay because straight men are bad kissers? Is it OK to go on a rumspringer if a psychic tells you it's OK? What do you do when the beach is overcome by penis fishes? Can you have a little dick and not have little dick syndrome?

Zach & Billy Wayne discuss it all. Like, does Fergie's voice make you horny? Can you trust your partner if they don't eff Rhianna? Why does everyone find boxes of porn as a kid? Why are church events the horniest place on earth? Can you hurt the baby if you bang while pregnant? If you're a beard, are you technically an ally?

Zach and Steph ask and answer monumental questions like: Why does Lorne Michaels hate Canadians? What do you do when you get a matching tattoo and then break up? Is it ok for a sex toy to squirt on you? Can you have sex with the pilot in the cockpit mid-flight? Is it ok to dry hump as an adult? Should you kiss after butt stuff? Why don't men realize they have a clit in your butt? How do we tell men when they are bad at kissing?

Zach and Dave don't hold back while addressing: What do you do when the vibrator dies in your ass? Is it better to have sex in a museum or on a bus? Can you subscribe to a friend's OnlyFans? Are there piss-drinking connoisseurs? Which Golden Girls was Dave's first crush? Where do you put the condom when you take it with you from your tryst? What to do when cumming fast results in almost losing an eye? When is the best time to pop the Viagra?