Welcome to the new monster-free town. Come celebrate with us on Rupert Street. Mayor Impala will host the party with distinguished guests including the town heroes and chosen ones: Brian Jompkins, Dr. Jason Orszt, and Secretary William Ruane. Come dance and imbibe all the wine and booze and eat lots of chips!

The climactic ending to our entertaining and dramatic story has arrived. The Rough Riders have pierced the veil between Heaven and Earth in order to save Grenville, New Jersey, from the Monsters. Brian Jompkins and Dr. Orszt are the chosen ones; they will lead the charge!

Teddy Roosevelt has managed to open the gateway to Earth. Thanks to William and Steindong, he has set both doors open, and now Brian and Dr. Orszt will lead the Rough Riders to Grenville to eliminate the Monster infestation. Beware, monsters! Your days are numbered!

Many new callers join the story as Grenville is overtaken by the monster horde. What does God Teddy Roosevelt have planned to counter this evil foe?

Dr. Orszt and Brian Jompkins have gone to Heaven. Farewell, heroes. Their new journey is much revered. We hope for the best and that one day we might join them on their journey. I hope William isn't too bummed out.

Incredible things have taken place at Motel 6. Reports are coming in that monsters are appearing around town. None have seen monsters for decades. Some dispute they were never real. It cannot be argued now. Hopefully, our heroes can survive the night. This episode will rock your world.

Officer Stims has tracked Brian Jompkins to Motel 6 where his attorney Lice Steaman has a room, but Lice isn't the same as he once was. A confrontation is imminent, and blood will be spilled. The Monsters are coming.

Dr. Orszt has had enough of Dr. Crestfall sharing his number with any so-and-so who asks for it. He has decided to bombard Crestfall with a mess of new patients--worst of all, he's thrown Lucy's son, Roger Berthenstein, at the St. Claire's doctor. Also, we have a haunting look to what's to come.

What is this device? What can it do to the mind? It came from the government! Is it alien in origin? Is it some spooky blend of science and voodoo? Find out the emotional toll it has leveled against our characters and observe as Lice Steaman activates it in his motel room.

Who are these hooded men, and what are their intentions? The package has been delivered. The process is underway. What will happen to Lice Steaman (or Styman)? Listen in on a secret phone line between the seedy, criminal element of Grenville, NJ.