After Things Podcast

Brian takes to the streets to administer his own glittery, banana-hammock brand of vigilante justice. Justin demands the world continue to breed at a breakneck pace. Andrew devises a brilliant plan to fake his own death. Plus, the boys discuss the passing of Steve Jobs. Justice will be thrusted. PARTY ROCK! Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s new book The Chronological Man: The Monster In The Mist for only 99¢ at Amazon.com by clicking the image below! Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Sponsored by: @8amUnicorn Waking Elliot Jorge Veliz Picks: Brian- • Reamde by Neal Stephenson Justin- • Real Steel Andrew- • The Borgias

Andrew geeks out about the new Space X launches and proposes the first ever Weird Things meet-up. Brian descends into the jungle to find a furry, bipedal creature. Justin plays referee as the rest of the crew argue with each other on which side of the great Shark / Octopus War they are going to be on. Who will you choose? Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s new book The Chronological Man: The Monster In The Mist for only 99¢ at Amazon.com by clicking the image below! Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Sponsored by: @snywalker Jonathan Janzen Diedre & Daniel Picks: Brian- • Breaking Bad Justin- • The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy Andrew- • Real Steel

Andrew has a mystery present for the boys which leads to Brian whispering to fish and Justin leering at strangers from a tree branch, waiting to strike. The gang finishes talking about faster than light neutrinos. The gang begins talking about faster than light neutrinos. Andrew struggles with his decision to go green. Brian’s theory on sacrificing his body for trans-planet teleportation is put to a disgusting test. Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s new book The Chronological Man: The Monster In The Mist for only 99¢ at Amazon.com by clicking the image below! Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Sponsored by: AnimeCons.tv Jolly Grim Card Game Diedre & Daniel Picks: Brian- • Worthing Saga Justin- • The Prestige Andrew- • Tunnel In The Sky

A feral child in the woods of Germany lead the Gang into a rousing conversation that eventually ends with Hitler running a magical chocolate factory. Brian is tasked with stocking a new theme park with the most deadly animals on the planet, his choice for an apex predator leaves much to be desired. Justin justifies his belief in elves. Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s new book The Chronological Man: The Monster In The Mist for only 99¢ at Amazon.com by clicking the image below! Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Sponsored by: Claymation Werewolf SkepticBros.com Diedre & Daniel Picks: Brian- • Ready Player One Justin- • Moneyball Andrew- • The Last Of The Mohicans

Brian wonders if a bizarre method to get high is real or fake when the boys get word of a new FBI directive. Andrew reveals just how cheaply we can get to Mars and how the budgets of several legitimately terrible movies could help us get there. Justin, via his new alter ego Blowfellow, attempts to solve mysterious case in the woods while his sketchy cyborg partner and dirty informant complicate his questioning. Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s new book The Chronological Man: The Monster In The Mist for only 99¢ at Amazon.com by clicking the image below! Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Sponsored by: Nostalgia Bomb Podcast FDZ Clothing Picks: Brian- • Dance With Dragons audiobook Justin- • Doctor Who Andrew- • Hunt For Red October

The boys are joined by old friend Brett “The Amtrekker” Rounsaville as Justin schemes up the perfect murder plot which comes dangerously close to his interaction with one of his fellow panelists. Andrew dreams of a beautiful future where we all live on hollowed out space rocks and are delighted by it. Brian wields a razor with deadly accuracy, but will it put him on the wrong side of our new robot overlords? Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s new book The Chronological Man: The Monster In The Mist for only 99¢ at Amazon.com by clicking the image below! Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Sponsored by: DadOnTheMove.Blogspot.com Cass Man Jason Horton Picks: Brian- • John Carter of Mars trailer Justin- • World’s Greatest Dad Andrew- • Night of the Comet

Justin foolishly rushes into surgery that could make his creepy stare deadly. Brian gets sold a house on the cheap for his family to move into but when winter comes, a vile secret becomes a disgusting reality. Andrew plots the confusing world of global conspiracies and possibly uncovers one that could fundamentally reshape our idea of space travel. PLUS! The first two chapters of Andrew Mayne’s new book The Chronological Man: The Monster In The Mist, as read by Justin is FREE at the end of the podcast! Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s new book The Chronological Man: The Monster In The Mist for only.99 at Amazon.com by clicking the image below! Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Sponsored by: 9thPointStudio.com JOIN Houston Diamond Club! @iced_demon Picks: Brian- • Book Of Eli Justin- • Public Enemy Zero by Andrew Mayne Andrew- • Super 8

Brian demanding child wants a petting zoo to remember for a birthday party, with dangerous results. Andrew and Justin act the parts of Nazi researchers promising a dynamic new army which would only require training… and chew toys. Meanwhile, Brian debates getting gene therapy to appear manlier and the smartest computer in the world goes back to college. PLUS! The first two chapters of Andrew Mayne’s new book Public Enemy Zero, as read by Justin is FREE at the end of the podcast! Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s new book Public Enemy Zero for only.99 at Amazon.com by clicking the image below! Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Sponsored by: Zombified.TK Happy Birthday Ruth Podnar! Conlangery Picks: Brian- • The Trouble With Physics by Lee Smolin Justin- • In The Plex by Steven Levy Andrew- • Contact (1997 film)

The boys each have to spend $500,000 in the most bizarre way possible leading to robotic carnage, bullets, Bigfoot, mint juleps and a very special visit from a King of Kings. Brian recoils when explained the concept of Necropants. Andrew tells tale of man who flew across the Grand Canyon using a rocket pack. Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s new SciFi book The Grendel’s Shadow for only.99 at Amazon.com by clicking the image below! Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Sponsored by: Draft Time Giraffe Time The Mulligans Picks: Brian- • 2010: A Space Odyssey • The Luck Factor by Richard Wiseman Justin- • The Perfect Thing: How the iPod Shuffles Commerce, Culture, and Coolness by Steven Levy • Sherlock Andrew- • Hell House

Andrew would like to clone a Unicorn and comes up with a new way to fund a Space Elevator. Brian and Justin discuss their new lives as undead Special Forces agents. Meanwhile, a mysterious signal from an advanced alien civilization puts President Young in a pickle with his Vice President Brushwood and NSA Chief Mayne. Support the show by purchasing Andrew’s new SciFi book The Grendel’s Shadow for only.99 at Amazon.com by clicking the image below! Try out the brand new PODCASTR player, featuring wireless syncing between desktop browsers and iOS devices. Sponsored by: Diamond Club A Friendly Benefactor Beer Diplomacy Picks: Brian- • Catching Fire: How Cooking Made Us Human by Richard Wrangham Justin- • The Looming Tower: Al-Qaeda and the Road to 9/11 by Lawrence Wright Andrew- • Tremors