After Things Podcast

In the first of a two part episode we’re introduced to the macho cop alter egos of Brian and Justin. Brian eats up NASA’s arsenic announcement despite Andrew and Justin telling him why he shouldn’t. Then we all learn a valuable holiday lesson when Brian touches someone’s package and nearly dies. Sponsored by: Malik Photography Delia Lavigne Demetre Lavigne

Brian and Justin gleefully seek to tear down a forest in favor of a superhighway despite the locals pleas to protect a dangerous secret. Andrew makes everyone nervous with his delight over a new weapon. Sponsored by: ALL LISTENER SPOTS WERE DONATED BY ANONYMOUS. THANK YOU! @MrJonnyPantz @FistyLaRue @theshadowguy @DanielGreenWolf

With Justin and Andrew dying an agonizing death in a southeast Asian jungle from unknown causes, Brian has mere seconds to solve the mystery and save their lives. Also, find out who ends up condemning 99.9% of humanity to extinction out of a perverse sense of politeness. Sponsored by: Tabitha Walters Vincent404 Josh Hilp

Andrew invents a new form of binding legal document that could save your life should you be infected with a rage virus. Brian is faced with his darkest choice yet as his wife and children hang in the balance. Will he reverse the zombie apocalypse by making the most intimate sacrifice in human history? Justin is convinced the gang can get into space mining by crashing a few influential parties and charming those in the know. With Four Loko. Sponsored by: Ryan Crutchfield Kirk Shaw DudeBro9000

A newly minted Billionaire Justin makes Brian decide if he’ll send his family on a one-way trip to space. Andrew reveals his brilliant escape plan for when a zombie apocalypse ravages his coastal hometown. Sponsored by: @At0mXII @Giggleloop @lonelydotgeek

The team conducts an investigation in a haunted hotel room. Seriously spooky stuff happens to the so-called skeptics. Will they survive the night? Sponsored by: Glenn Caine GodlessGeekBlog.blogspot.com Timothy O’Briant Strips4.com Heather Willis via Adam Willis

Andrew uses the unicorn deception to trick Brian and Justin into accompanying him on the adventure of a lifetime where Yeti’s and Bears engage in mortal combat. Brought to you by these fine folks: TheVillageSwanson.com @AdamCSmith @BradArdley BradArdley.smugmug.com And The Ghost Vision Viewer available on the Apple App Store Links: Pilot Mystery Yeti vs. Bear SpaceX.com VirginGalactic.com Recommendations: Andrew: and Justin: Brian:

The trio announce their plans to start their own rogue robot SWAT team. Brian describes how to break earth-shattering news to the world and totally not have people think you’re a crackpot. Comrade Justin cheers on the military prowess of America’s rivals. This episode brought to you by: Bill Meeks @billmeeks MeeksMixedMedia.com Joel Pickard designer & illustrator JoelPickard.com Vincent 404 @vincent404 Weird Things book club picks: Justin’s pick: The Walking Dead Compendium Andrew’s pick: Star Trek VI Brian’s pick: The Luck Factor Links: UFO over Mongolian airport Space and aeronautics historian James Oberg JamesOberg.com

Brian gives sensible, rational parenting advice totally forgetting what podcast he’s on. Something is in the walls Travis Lake photograph Underwater Antarctic super-villain team up

Andrew tells the story of his father’s encounter with a mermaid. No really. Well, kind of sort of. President Bri and team plan to rob a third world country of its national treasures.