AFTER WORK BANTER

My experience on a good day turned bad when a bunch of kids started singing that I am a slay queen. I was upset and embarrassed but I didn't even know why...I thought that was an upsetting insult. However, I've realised it starts with what you have upstairs. Listen and gimme your feedback.

Apparently, there are certain things a babe shouldn't indulge. WHO IS A BABE? A Prim & Proper lady who diligently observes the codes of conduct i.e not eating in public, dressing chic and effortless and lastly, commanding everyone's attention neatly. This is a category and the society nicely butt kicked me out of it because...because of ord-ee-nareh puff puff. Is this true and should these even matter? Talk to me.

This issue of COZA Pastor and Busola Dakola has broken many into pieces. I'm honestly loving this age we are in. There was a time when women were shamed for being victims. I'm glad people can come out to make allegations. But it is time to stay woke on these streets. To my guys that can't do without sex, to my ladies who can't behave well, here is my two pence to you...

I'm certain you think man just likes you for how you're dressed. You'll be amazed by the one thousand and one thoughts going through his head and the categories of these thoughts. I feature my crazy FIRe friend...Jigga in this episode! @ssygala. Please disturb me with your opinions and observations, if you have any. Xoxo, AWB❤

The life of a girl is an already scripted triangle. At teen time, she sees her period, at 21 she's out of school, at 26 she's settling down with the absolute love of her life/or to her betrothed (for the unlucky). At 27 she's popping kids and so on. **At 26, life begins for every girl. Oh! Let's not forget the pressure that comes from the background: when are you getting married? is this how you wanna cook for your husband? If only you took men as serious as your job bla bla bla. Anyway, me, at a young age, no pressure notin notin, I went to be praying for God to give me a husband. Did it work? Listen and find out.

So I was curious about our second meeting in life. My life? It's not that hard in a nutshell. We became really cool and I know that's so hard for most people. But once friends, always friends especially if it was ever genuine. Here's what he knows about me. I rate him 99/100. What do you think about being friends with your ex?

It's a cold lonely life on these single streets. Before getting into a relationship, do you have the 4 vital elements to kickstart it? If you don't have this starter pack, BACK OFF and chill. Your time will come! 🤣

I bet you've seen a Nollywood movie where a young babe is dating a married man and then the wife tracks her down and pours acid on her whole goddam face. Remember my episode on Nigerians being so extra...Truth is..these things happen in real life and in most cases there's no acid. Let's hear it from an ex culprit.

Apparently foreigners have an orientation about Nigerian girls- We're all gold diggers. I ask you...do you think Nigerian babes have a tiny drop of gold digging?

Sometimes, dealing with CATFISHISM isn't lies about the physique alone. It may include beliefs, responsibilities, position, name, and every other thing that makes up an Identity.