TVD 3x7 | It's a ghost world baby! There’s a haunted JCPenneys. Jeremy’s himbo card gets revoked. Sheila Bennett is back! Ghost! World! New episodes on Tuesdays and Fridays! Follow us on twitter @AfterbitePod

TVD 3x6 | We make our own alignment charts! Copyright’s gonna get us. Brian just stays things! Bee loves a good puzzle. We don’t really talk about the episode? Or do we? You’ll never know unless you listen! New episodes every Thursday and Friday! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 3x5 | Klaus blesses us with his American accent again. Matt drowns in the Vicki Donovan Memorial Pool. Jeremy's a ghostie boy! This one’s for the girls. New episodes every Tuesday and Friday! Follow us on twitter @AfterbitePod

TVD 3x4 | We talk an unfortunate amount about Chili. Bee’s a mime now! Damon and Elena are hip-bumpin besties! Bill Forbes is Megamind? The energy is big. The brain is small. New episodes every Tuesday and Friday! Follow us on twitter @AfterbitePod

TVD 3x3 | Trigger warning for conversion therapy. We had cocaine for breakfast! This episode was brought to you by prohibition, tax evasion, and an IRS agent with a GUN. Damon’s committing jean crimes. Nobody ever apologized for this and it's sorta really screwed up. New episodes every Tuesday and Friday! Follow us on twitter @AfterbitePod

TVD 3x2 | We’re bringing in funky fresh new Tuesday energy! Elena is a train conductor. We talk a surprising amount of Shakespeare! Matt Donovan is a sugar baby? Yeehaw! New episode every Friday! Follow us on twitter @AfterbitePod

TVD 3x1 | It’s season 3 and we’re back! We're green now! Stefan is very spooky but still sweet? Klaus has a yeehaw accent! Bee fully cries. Brian’s trying his best. Jourdann is gonna say fuck! New episodes every Friday! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

We did the math, we crunched the numbers, we said Some Shit. This is the definitive ranking of season two of the vampire diaries. Follow us on twitter @AfterbitePod. Donate to your local bail fund here: https://bailfunds.github.io/

TVD 2x21 & 2x22 | Black Lives Matter. Today. Tomorrow. Every day after that.

Donate. Protest. Stand up.

Black-led LGBTQ organizations: https://www.snap4freedom.org/ https://blackaids.org/ https://www.lgbtqfund.org/ https://www.transjusticefundingproject.org/ https://www.bravespacealliance.org/

Find your local bail fund here: https://bailfunds.github.io/

This episode contains some mentions of suicide.

TVD 2x19 & 2x20 | Why and where and no? Joseph Morgan is finally here! Elijah and Elena play Let’s Make A Deal. Damon is problematic. The gang really needs to invest in a calendar. Carol Lockwood gets yeeted. Brian is gonna steal your baguette! New episodes every Friday! Follow us on twitter @AfterbitePod