TVD 1x19 & 1x20 | If both Salvatore brothers are emo at the same time it actually causes a rip in the space time continuum and the vampire diaries as we know it would cease to exist. It’s a little known but very true fact. Spencer Locke is here and we MUST mention her by name otherwise she becomes too powerful. The public school education of Mystic Falls leaves much to be desired. Bee bets her shoes. New episodes every Friday! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 1x17 & 1x18 | Damon is an unruly cat. The vampires make a group shopping trip! Bee shouldn’t go to Walmart. Brick by Boring Brick by Paramore is here in its entirety. We rank milfs! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 1x15 & 1x16 | Damon drags himself. Brian is the new grim reaper. Matt Donovan is safe for work. Bee’s jumping on and off trains. Jeremy binged it. Jokes! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 1x13 & 1x14 | There’s gender inequality in the grave robbing industry and that needs to change. Give us more female grave robbers, cowards! If you’re a vampire biologist please hit us up. #DamonSalvatoreIsOverParty Professor Bee explains magic in a way that makes sense, we promise! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 1x11 & 1x12 | Our eternal crusade against the netflix description writer continues. Elena makes some power moves. We have some serious concerns about Jenna’s parenting techniques. Stefan’s etsy shop is really taking off. Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 1x9 & 1x10 | Bonnie’s got a case of the heebie jeebies. Alaric is entering the x-games. Julie Plec is our mom now! Bee teaches Jourdann about yeehaw history. Mayor Lockwood probably punched a baby. We deep dive into internet history and it’s,,, well it’s 2009 folks. Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 1x7 & 1x8 | Vickie meets an unfortunate end. Stefan has a birthday! Tyler is a muscle wizard. Our parents are getting a divorce. Brian gives out some points. Julie Plec owes me $15. Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 1x5 & 1x6 | Damon spends some time in vampire jail. Stefan’s greatest enemy is finally unveiled. Vicki is dead to us, then undead to us, then driving a bus like she’s Keanu Reeves in the 1994 classic action film Speed. Bee starts a promising career in asmr. Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 1x3 & 1x4 | Trigger warning: mentions of sexual assault. 

Stefan earns some smart boy brain coins! If you can’t get any brain coins from the world's worst history class, feel free to come down to Bee’s Trivial Pursuit masterclass and we’ll teach you a thing or two. Jourdann receives some devastating news re: Damon’s smirk and Damon’s…. well everything. Bonnie vibe checks Stefan. Ed Sheeran is here for some inexplicable reason.

TVD 1x1 & 1x2 | Bee and Jourdann take their first small steps into the dramatic world of The Vampire Diaries this week! Jourdann watches too much TikTok. Bee's starting a vampire Olympics. Jeremy Gilbert's hair MIGHT be an actual hedgehog. New episodes come out every Friday! Follow us on Twitter: @AfterbitePod