TVD 2x17 & 2x18 | Jenna starts the episode in pain and it does not get better from there. We say a big fuck you to John Gilbert. Call your mom! Brian’s admitting to crimes. Bee gets robbed by her boobs. Elena gets a house! New episodes every Friday! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 2x15 & 2x16 | We unleash plagues upon this land! There are murderous intentions. Elena makes a power play! Elijah gets toasty. This one has a bleep. We’re sorry. We’re actually not sorry.  New episode every Friday! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 2x13 & 2x14 | We as a podcast can vote! Stefan goes off his shits with his respect women juice! Generic Terminator is here and he’s obnoxious.  Fuck John Gilbert! Tyler doesn’t usually do drugs. Damon thinks he’s an anime protagonist. Caroline Forbes said Bi Rights! The werewolves are really into BDSM. New episodes every Friday! Follow us on Twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 2x11 & 2x12 | We visit the Mystic Falls hardware store! This is a Horny Free Zone! The Martins drink some good good plot juice. Elijah plays Let’s Make A Deal! Damon might’ve kidnapped the Property Brothers. Bee’s yelling a lot this week and we’re sorry. Jules causes problems on purpose! Werewolves are just dogs y’all. New episodes every Friday! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 2x9 & 2x10 | Elijah causes chaos with coinage. Bee’s very sorry for the ‘plosive p’s in this episode. Katherine relives her past traumas. Caroline helps plan a werewolf party! Elijah’s a special boy. Murders occur! New episodes every Friday! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 2x7 & 2x8 | Alaric Saltzman probably has a doomsday bunker. Bonnie vibe checks the town of Mystic Falls and DOES NOT LIKE WHAT SHE FEELS. Bee’s way too into the fire pirate guy and his entire aesthetic. Katherine is a toddler trying to stick a fork in an electrical outlet. Stefan’s playing detective! Jourdann has her heart broken over Lucy Bennett. New episodes every Friday! Follow us on twitter @Afterbite !

TVD 2x5 & 2x6 | Brian is here with airpods and coconut head vibes. We love a good Macguffin! Nina Dobrev deserves a raise. Stefan’s eyebrows are out of CONTROL. Jenna do be out here knowing things. We purchased some Bennett Witch Flextape! Mason Lockwood’s on the run from the IRS. Damon Salvatore doesn’t know the alphabet works. New episodes every Friday! Follow us on twitter @AfterbitePod

TVD 2x3 & 2x4 | The gang’s in lockdown so things are gonna get a little weird. Brian’s back and his train of thought has left the station and we can't stop it oh no watch out! Damon has a really clever reference and Bee is personally mad about it. Nina Dobrev is getting too powerful, she must be stopped. This episode was brought to you by the CRUSHED ICE GANG. New episodes every Friday! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 2x01 & 2x02 | The gang is back on the road again! Bonnie makes a BIG Boo Boo. Stefan plays a wicked game of UNO. Jeremy has a license to kill. Caroline’s in a power stance. You just can’t organize bloodlust into color coded file folders. New episodes every Friday! Follow us on twitter: @AfterbitePod

TVD 1x21 & 1x22 | Layne Morgan is here! This episode includes: my dad’s gaydar, stationary marching bands, LaCroix, extremely Iowa bullshit, Jared from fourth period, white men named John.  Follow us on twitter! @AfterbitePod