SHANE HOSEA IS BACK! It's also our official 50th episode, but that's a little less exciting. Shane makes good on his promise to return and learn us a few more things about the world of professional wrestling. Spoiler: We found out what The Rock was cookin'. It's not great.

Why do cats purr and dogs poop north? How do birds know where to go? Do Elephants REALLY practice their own religion? For once, we can answer the hard questions and we're gonna fill you in on these and more weird animal behaviors! Think of us as your own personal David Attenboroughs.

It's not all farts, disease, and skeletons here at Afternoonified. That's why we decided to class it up and offer a crash course on how the best food in existence is made. There's history, there's wine pairings, there's...fart noises, actually.

Afternoonified is back after the summer break! Prepare to get yourself good and grossed out as you learn what the hell leprosy actually is and why you probably won't catch it. The ladies take a trip to Flavortown, Emily burns herself trying to make dinner, and everything kind of goes off the rails!

Emily makes a case for the spirits inhabiting a very famous hotel. Come for the story of how Stephen King wrote The Shining, stay for theories about...rocks, I guess. There's cowboys, explosions and ghost maids this week in The Stanley Hotel!

Things are weirder than usual as Ryan guides a severely jet-lagged Emily through the ins and outs of America's favorite disease (right? That's a thing isn't it?).

In the newest installment of "Emily Yells About Religion" the ladies explore the fabled cup that isn't actually a cup. There's knights! There's poor French pronunciation! We even have some dick metaphors because that's all old timey literature really is! Come quest with Emily and Ryan as they try to figure out why the grail is a big deal!

Discussion about the Pacific Northwest's most famous resident leads Emily and Ryan to... a lot of things. Including but not limited to, sheep pubes, anthropology, and general mocking of Bigfoot "scholars." Beware ye who enter: This episode contains light audio issues.

The votes are in and Afternoonified is giving the people what they want! Even if what they want is a story riddled with skeletons, greased chutes, and an admittedly impressive mustache. Emily and Ryan are exploring the architectural hopes and dreams of America's most murderous walrus...H.H. Holmes!