The girls finally take on a topic that's perfectly suited for a non-visual medium! The problem? It's one of the creepiest and unsettling things they've done yet. Come hear Saturn scream, a demon take over a radio station, and other strange and unexplained sounds!

The dead bodies are back with a vengeance this week with an episode that makes young Emily's heart flutter. It's mummies! The kind that were made on purpose...so set aside your curiosity about bog bodies (for now) and settle in for a talk about ancient Egypt, some mud-coated South Americans, and a rousing game of "Show Me the Mummy!"

Ryan wanted to see how the cereal was made and Emily obliged. In this episode the girls discuss old-timey ways of keeping folks from jerkin it and how that relates to our friend, Tony the Tiger. It's Grrrrrrreat!

It's a new season and the ladies are back to their old antics. This week they cover a requested topic that should make everyone feel a little bit icky...Nazi scientists and human experimentation! Hold on to your butts, kids, it's gonna get rough.

In a very special live recording of Afternoonified, Ryan has photos of gaping vaginas, Emily is holiday drunk, and their guests are literally the funniest people in Portland. They may even get around to the topic at hand, obscure gods and goddesses for all your worshipping needs!

With the help of friend and other Ryan, Ryan Marsh, Emily sets out to explore a topic that she hates with all her heart. There's human hair, Australian marionettes from hell, and something that you should NEVER try at home. It's Haunted Doll Week at Afternoonified and we're sorry.

Very special guests Shane Hosea and Chris Khatami fill in for Ryan and try to explain something Emily has always wanted to learn about...professional wrestling. There's puns, a surprisingly deep history lesson, and more fun than you can shake a roided out, spandex wearing stick at!

The ladies are turning the weirdness up to eleven this week with a discussion about how it's not your fault that Cilantro tastes like soap. They also cover the tale of the Lobster Boy, blue people and a number of ways in which your family can betray you!

Determined to deliver the spooky goods in time for Halloween, Ryan and Emily bridge the physical distance between them to discuss the intricacies of Exorcism. Find out how to tell if someone is housing a demon, learn where to find the best value in an online exorcism school and a bunch of other stuff!