The Equalizer, number one in the box office, is the focus of this week's Weekly Update. Joe breaks down the film and Malik asks why they got broke down actors playing broke down characters from a show that broke down 30 years ago. Johanna asks why people keep watching them and Lorenzo asks where is the guy who played the original Equalizer now and where are his fans. Spoiler Alert: All Dead. 

Joe hosts a rapid fire discussion covering 10 topics from death pools to Dead Pool, from iPhone 6 to iPhone pics of 20 cent tips. The Agents battle to give the best, funniest, greatest answers in 90 seconds each. And, Hilanders style, there can be only one! If you like fast-pace, high-energy discussion, or if you know what Around the Horn is, then this is the show for you!!

The Agents explore the bizarre world of Youtube. We take a look at some of our and our fans' favorite videos. We got cartoons, Rickrolls, pratt falls, how-to's, Nikki, Justin and a tiny hamster eating a tiny pizza! Also, this is our first ever Interactive Show! Watch with us at Agents of H.E.L.M. dot com!

The Agents review the summer that was, deep diving into what they saw and what they thought about it all. They also look forward to next summer's most hyped films including Star Wars VII and Fifty Shades of Grey.

Fall is here, and we preview some of our most anticipated programs, including Boardwalk Empire, Gotham, the Flash, Walking Dead and the Mindy Project. We also deep dive into the season finale of the Leftovers and Johanna talks Sex, Impotence and, of course, Vaginismus. Also in this Weekly we discuss Guillermo del Toro's The Strain, Ben's Iron Throne and Biz Markie takes us out!

Black Helicopters, Spooks, Contras, UFO's, Life on Mars, Pop Rocks and Soda, Tupac, OJ, Fake Moon Landings and the Superman Curse! The Agents investigate some of the deepest, darkest secret plots for World Domination and Manipulation of the Masses. Listen, but we warned: You may never be the same again!  

This show is dedicated to Arnold Schwarzenegger!!  Shareef aka Agent Jackson (Operation Cubicle podcast) joins AoH this week to discuss Arnold.  Johanna finally sees Terminator, Malik answers the question; What if the Terminator was black? and Shareef tells us why Total Recall was better than True Lies.  Tune In!!!

The agents discuss Sin City: A Dame to Kill For and it's failure this weekend at the box office, update you on The Strain and Weird Stories: Can you get arrested doing the Ice Bucket Challenge?  Tune in to find out!!!!

This is the Scripted Show! It's 45 minutes of High Entertainment and Very, Very Low Morals. It defies explanation so take a listen for yourself!

The Agents break down the box office numbers and delve deep into the Expendables. We also talk Masters of Sex, the Leftovers and the Strain.