This week the Agent focus on the funny. Join us to discuss the stuff that makes us laugh and the stuff that shouldn't but does anyway. Don't miss the World Premiere of Agent Lorenzo's stand-up act and hear Johanna's secret shame. We also say good bye to Robin Williams.

In this Weekly Update the Agents go buck wild on the latest incarnaction of everybody's favorite post-pubescent fuedal-era-martial-arts-studying genetically instable shelled reptiles. The new TNMT movie came out this weekend and we watched it, so that you don't have to or, if you did, you have somebody to talk to about it. That's right, we're the Agent and we are here for you. 

Every year the Agents spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to? Hot bikes, hot fashion and hot wings. Double breakfast and desert tours. Vegas, baby, Vegas. Brothels, Bond cars and Batmobiles. Hemp, leather, and seersucker. Adventure, relaxation, danger and fun. The Agents do it all and get it all. Because it's our day! So treat yo self, and join us for an hour of delightful, decadent self love. 

We're recapping the week that was. Here, I'll recap our recap for you: Go see Guardians of the Galaxy!

We also tell you why you should go see it and we do it without spoilers! If you want to know other things, too, we break down the box office. (Spoiler Alert: Everyone saw Guardians of the Galaxy.) We also quickly summarize the latest episodes of The Leftovers and Masters of Sex and the season finale of Starz's Power! 

The Agents break down the week that was. 

Hercules faced off against Lucy at the box office this weekend and we discuss who won and who would win if the two meet in an alley. What about if Morgan Freeman faced off against Samuel L. Jackson in the classroom? The Agents explore that scenerio, too. Don't ask why. 

We explore naked people on television and the advantages and disadvantages of going on first dates without any clothes on.  

Something actually happened on the Leftovers, people had sex on Masters of Sex and a penis fell off on the Strain, so we talk about all of that, too.

And we do it all in 25 minutes!  

The Agents--with special guest Shareef Jackson--get dirty and gritty in the middle of the dog days of of summer! That's right, in this episode we explore all the highs and lows of New York living during the hottest months of the year. Burning issues include Summer Blockbusters past and present; those songs that make you say, "That's my Jam!"; and that one time at band camp... So lather on the sunscreen and get yourself an earful as the agents bring the heat and the humidity!

What do the box office, vaginas and Excel have in common? Listen to the latest weekly and find out! The Agents discuss the week's big stories, films and shows, and also solve the U.S. prison over-population problem. All in a week's work for the Agents of H.E.L.M.  

Bree O'Conner joins the Agents this week to discuss everyone's favorite beverage BEER!  What is beer (literally!)?  The Agents help you match your food with the proper beer, give tips for home brewing and what's beer without KAROAKE!

King Kong Ain't Got $H!T on Dawn of the Planet of the Apes!  You guessed it the Agents review the latest Planet of the Apes movie as well as the season premieres of Masters of Sex and FX's The Strain.  What are you waiting for?  Tune into the latest episode of The Agents of H.E.L.M! 

Want to know what our favorite super powers are, what superhero name we would choose, what we think our super powers are or what super power would win in a superhero rumble?  Then tune into this week's Agents of H.E.L.M!!!!