This is episode 59 of the WET Podcast.

TEJAS TONIC

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - Breaking the rules

00:00:18 - Religion be crazy

00:03:03 - Shout out everyone who came to the live show!

00:03:55 - The actual intro (maybe)

00:06:00 - Should we do our dental work in Turkey?

00:10:02 - My-a 600 pound-a mama

00:10:54 - The WET Commandments

00:14:05 - Lone Star bringin it out of Phil

00:15:31 - Pihl went to grocery store school

00:17:56 - Other countries don't have free speech

00:21:05 - Adolf Musk woulda done it different

00:21:57 - Justin's Journal: Detroit

00:27:29 - Going to the dispo with your mom

00:32:06 - Your parents be f*ckin

00:35:08 - Why is sinning the best?

00:39:21 - Bible themed strip club named Noah's Ark

00:42:55 - Markus's Dino of the Week

00:46:54 - Justin can't find the download link

00:48:55 - In on the 3rd floor

00:50:11 - Phil's Phinancial Advice: Have money, buy house

00:58:16 - The most human thing you can do

00:59:37 - AI is gonna cure cancer and the Japanese regrow teeth

01:02:44 - Phil's mom makes Markus cry LIVE ON AIR

01:06:49 - There are no silent Essenmachers

01:10:00 - Markus booed Hilary at Trump's first inauguration

01:12:57 - Presidential pardons are out of control

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