Works Every Time

Does throwing on a jersey count as a Halloween costume? On Works Every Time #150, Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, and Phillip Garcia turn a Halloween recap into an argument about lazy costumes, a 6 AM afterparty, and a daylight-saving conspiracy where the government keeps the sunshine for itself. Markus also shares his trip to Texas Wienerfest with Schnitzel, including the less glamorous side of gathering thousands of dachshunds for one photo.

Dino of the Week becomes a reading of The Worrysaurus and a debate about overthinking, before a Thanksgiving edition of Justin Jamboree sends the pilgrims to Hawaii, argues over Quaker Oats, and tries to explain Persian cucumbers. In Bit Pitch, the guys workshop jokes about student-loan prenups, squeaky basketball shoes, and American museums.

Watch new episodes, Monday's at 11am CST on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts!

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00:00:00 This Week on WET...

00:00:45 Phil Thinks He's Speaking German

00:02:24 Daylight Saving Is a Conspiracy

00:04:36 Halloween Costumes

00:11:14 Is a Jersey a Halloween Costume?

00:17:50 We're Too Old to Be Partying Till 6 AM

00:23:36 The Dark Side of Wienerfest

00:33:07 Dino of the Week: The Worrysaurus

00:44:09 Justin Jamboree: Thanksgiving Edition

00:47:57 Quaker Oats Isn't Even Owned by Quakers

00:52:25 What's a Persian Cucumber?

00:57:54 Bit Pitch

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#podcast #comedy

Can you teach someone to be funny? On Works Every Time episode 149, Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, and Phillip Garcia turn a discussion of Jimmy Carr’s comedy class into their own imaginary Comedy University. The curriculum covers crowd work, networking, working different comedy rooms, and handling hecklers—with a drink ticket waiting at graduation. Justin also revisits a recent confrontation with a drunk couple at a stand-up show.

Before class starts, the guys riff on communion to go, Halloween candy etiquette, childhood haunted houses, and accidentally bringing beers to a church trunk-or-treat. A disagreement over farting becomes a test of friendship. Then Bit Pitch takes on Entourage as male smut, the violence of crushed-ice dispensers, instruction manuals, and Schnitzel’s territorial ambitions.

Watch new episodes, Monday's at 11am CST on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts!

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00:00:00 This Week on WET...

00:00:24 Communion to Go

00:04:50 Candy Prices are SKYROCKETTING

00:13:13 Scariest Halloween Houses Growing Up

00:17:53 We Drank Beers at a Church

00:18:57 Do Your Friends Also Fart This Much?

00:25:35 Welcome to Comedy University

00:38:25 Black Comedy Rooms 101 with Professor Markus

00:41:37 Networking 406 with Professor Phil

00:44:57 The Old Justin is BACK

00:53:41 Bit Pitch

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#podcast #comedy

Three hosts, three separate adventures, somehow still one episode. Works Every Time episode 148 enters “The Splash Zone” as Phillip Garcia, Markus Olind, and Justin Essenmacher turn a scheduling problem into an experiment in making a podcast apart.

Phil sits down with his friend Jeff, a comedian and Army veteran, to talk about what makes a man, philosophy degrees, ethics, and Socrates. Jeff shares his experiences in Afghanistan, while their conversation detours into pest control, terrible security jobs, and Phil’s ongoing battle to actually get served at Pappadeaux.

Markus broadcasts from his man cave with Schnitzel, showing off dinosaurs and sports jerseys while reflecting on comedy burnout, honesty, and putting positivity into the world. He also explains why Phil is the human equivalent of Buffalo Chicken Dip.

Justin attempts a day off that becomes a nicotine run, an argument with modern ICEE flavors, a tour of his coffee mugs, and an increasingly ambitious kitchen cleaning project. Between childhood fishing memories and a Carole Baskin mug he regrets buying, relaxing turns out to take some work.

Watch new episodes, Monday's at 11am CST (except this one, sorry!) on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts!

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00:00:00 Enter... the Splash Zone

00:00:47 Phil and Jeff: What Makes a Man?

00:02:38 A Degree in Ethics Is Useless

00:08:18 Socrates Was Blood In, Blood Out

00:16:04 The Afghanistan He Actually Experienced

00:27:52 Phil's Pest-Control Days

00:30:43 Pappadeaux Review

00:34:02 The Worst Security Team on Earth

00:37:34 Integrity and Backing Yourself

00:39:03 Epilogue: Phil Breaks His Phone

00:39:20 Markus

00:42:02 Dinosaurs and the Man Cave Tour

00:44:22 Comedy Needs a Bye Week

00:47:06 Jerseys Are Multiplying

00:52:42 Everyone Wants Honesty Until You're Honest

00:57:14 Phoning It In

00:59:29 Enjoying the Little Things

01:03:14 Phil Is Buffalo Chicken Dip

01:05:40 Justin's Going for It

01:11:18 Justin

01:13:34 Party Stores and Nicotine Run

01:15:46 ICEE Fell Off

01:18:31 Justin's Mugs

01:24:15 Justin Does Science

01:25:33 Learning How to Take a Day Off

01:30:15 Will We Ever Be Free??

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#podcast #comedy

Is AI already taking comedians’ jobs? In episode 147 of the Works Every Time comedy podcast, Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, and Phillip Garcia discuss AI-generated stand-up clips, joke theft, and whether live comedy becomes more valuable as synthetic performers flood social media. They compare their experiments with ChatGPT and Codex for video editing, booking outreach, and organizing comedy ideas—and debate what happens when convenience starts replacing creative thinking.

Then Justin’s Jamboree gets a Halloween edition: What gives Freddy Krueger nightmares? What would Jason Voorhees buy at a hardware store? And what would Michael Myers say if he finally spoke? The episode also includes Markus’s birthday, a chaotic retelling of The Boondock Saints, and Bit Pitch, where the hosts develop new stand-up material together. It’s a mix of comedy-industry conversation, horror-movie riffs, and friends turning ridiculous questions into arguments. Watch new episodes, Monday's at 11am CST on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts!

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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:49 Markus's Birthday and Free Domino's

00:03:15 Phil Does a Shane Gillis

00:09:26 Is Phil's Hair His Brand?

00:12:05 In Memoriam: Flynn (F**k Skyler)

00:15:14 Dear Phil's Mom: Phil Does Not Have a Child

00:18:08 Justin Explains the Plot of The Boondock Saints

00:28:39 AI Has Already Taken Stand-Up Comedians' Jobs

00:32:19 How Four Idiots Use AI

00:44:31 Bit Pitch: Fruit Orgy

01:00:56 Justin's Jamboree: Halloween Edition

01:04:12 What Does Freddy Krueger Have Nightmares About?

01:08:50 What Would Jason Buy at a Hardware Store?

01:14:14 What Would Michael Myers's First Words Be?

01:19:15 Bonus Question

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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:59 Jesse's Island

00:10:10 Why Restaurants Fail: Play the Hits

00:18:55 Who Invented Buffalo Wings?

00:22:45 American Food Around the World

00:24:12 Guests First, Money Second

00:31:26 Rebuilding Austin's Wing Festival

00:37:44 Five Million Scoville

00:40:31 Customers Who Don't Know What They Want

00:44:30 Cauliflower Betrayal

00:48:59 Wing Bragging Rights

00:53:26 Wait, Bobby Flay Isn't Here?

00:55:28 Hot Ones: Ranch, Blue Cheese and Bar Stories

01:00:35 Waymo Dreams and James Bond

01:05:06 McDonald's Wings and Robot Chefs

01:07:52 Don't Come In Right Before Closing

01:14:56 What It Takes to Run a Festival

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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:42 New member of the family!

00:09:45 Spam calls are out of control

00:12:51 Imagine paying $30/mo on the news

00:22:19 Markus moved?!?

00:25:50 Does health insurance sponsor podcasts?

00:34:19 *free ad, don't watch*

00:35:51 Justin's hernia (cont.)

00:37:43 British food is so bad, Phil lost weight on vacation

00:45:46 It's our King Henry VIII era

00:52:10 An authentic football match

00:54:33 The disappearing cigarettes (but they call em something different)

00:58:14 A proper beer monster

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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:30 Justin's cats are secret drug lords

00:04:05 Phil's changing the hotdog game

00:05:16 Violent Butter goes pro

00:10:45 Garcia's Tortillas

00:12:27 A bowling rivalry is born

00:15:08 Phil's Financial Advice: the housing scheme

00:22:31 Justin's Jamboree: Beach Edition

00:27:13 What came first, the cat or the fish?

00:30:03 Does Tiger Woods like the woods?

00:33:54 Overtime question

00:39:06 Bit Pitch at Wembley: Walmart Mobile

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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:01:06 Markus' frat days

00:04:41 Skull and Bones & secret societies

00:13:45 Why is Justin upset this week?

00:15:32 Michigan's miracle

00:24:56 What's the point of refs?

00:28:07 If the Lions or Cowboys win the Superbowl, we're getting tattoos

00:32:02 Justin's application for Yell

00:36:21 Justin's Jamboree: '90s week

00:41:46 Were the Hanson brothers really brothers?

00:44:58 Markus comes from Big Sticker

00:47:47 98 Degrees: band or bathwater?

00:52:49 Markus phones a friend

00:56:47 Steve Harvey's catch phrase

01:07:12 Bit Pitch: live from London

01:21:28 Comment your questions for Justin's Jamboree

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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:25 C*m on your mustache

00:02:19 Ridley's Mexican stepdad

00:06:12 Justin becomes Houston

00:09:33 Sexist Roadhouse

00:17:52 There's whispers of Epstein all over Florida

00:24:27 Cars be snitching these days

00:27:09 AI pranks

00:29:08 The shower caveman experiment

00:31:32 Booger Burger

00:35:42 Yamaha rules

00:37:42 ADHD, hecklers, and staying in the bit

00:42:40 The venue forgot the comedy show

00:47:26 Bit Pitch

01:08:42 Siri responds faster to Indian accent

01:10:31 Indian Hootie and the Blowfish on the paywall

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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:03:00 Everybody drinks at work apparently

00:11:47 Accidental reverse prank call

00:14:44 Bring back regulated work beer

00:17:30 Markus' succc power ruins our vapes

00:20:01 Also bring back cigs at work

00:22:42 Roofers should be drunk

00:25:36 Justin's jamboree

00:38:51 Post-game press conferences

00:45:36 What's going on with Markus

00:52:23 Markus stirs beef

00:57:46 Everything Phil does in a week

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