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______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:25 C*m on your mustache

00:02:19 Ridley's Mexican stepdad

00:06:12 Justin becomes Houston

00:09:33 Sexist Roadhouse

00:17:52 There's whispers of Epstein all over Florida

00:24:27 Cars be snitching these days

00:27:09 AI pranks

00:29:08 The shower caveman experiment

00:31:32 Booger Burger

00:35:42 Yamaha rules

00:37:42 ADHD, hecklers, and staying in the bit

00:42:40 The venue forgot the comedy show

00:47:26 Bit Pitch

01:08:42 Siri responds faster to Indian accent

01:10:31 Indian Hootie and the Blowfish on the paywall

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______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:03:00 Everybody drinks at work apparently

00:11:47 Accidental reverse prank call

00:14:44 Bring back regulated work beer

00:17:30 Markus' succc power ruins our vapes

00:20:01 Also bring back cigs at work

00:22:42 Roofers should be drunk

00:25:36 Justin's jamboree

00:38:51 Post-game press conferences

00:45:36 What's going on with Markus

00:52:23 Markus stirs beef

00:57:46 Everything Phil does in a week

______________________________________

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

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2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:50 Jargon

00:03:35 Don't f**k with foam rollers

00:09:37 Why are Germans like this?

00:15:02 Phil's Phinancial Advice

00:22:13 Markus' Dino of the Week

00:30:37 Should Markus start drinking again?

00:36:03 intermission

00:37:52 Justin's Jamboree

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

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2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:01:34 New dino movie is great (unless you're Justin)

00:13:11 Justin's new segment

00:41:22 Football is back

00:47:23 Bit Pitch gets Miami WET

______________________________________

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SEE MARKUS & JUSTIN

The Green Room

Friday 8/21, 8 - 11pm

13201 Pond Springs Rd #105A, Austin, TX 78729, USA

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RECORD WHERE WE DO

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

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2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:40 Last CD you listened to in your car

00:04:40 Arena rock at the dentist's office

00:08:14 Everything is a parody of a parody

00:11:23 Wasting water on stupid questions

00:17:19 The Sun isn't real and China doesn't have a billion people

00:30:34 Phil's India phase

00:36:40 The DMT dimension is closed

00:43:00 Markus hates Christmas in July

00:50:07 Why dogs love baby poop

00:53:44 There's no jokes left

00:56:48 Bit Pitch

01:03:42 Reverse cowgirling the toilet

______________________________________

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SEE MARKUS & JUSTIN

The Green Room

Friday 8/21, 8 - 11pm

13201 Pond Springs Rd #105A, Austin, TX 78729, USA

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Saturday 8/15, 8-10pm

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JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

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2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:33 Clowning

00:05:47 Thank god w*ed is dangerous again

00:17:50 Justin's spectacular bowling injury

00:26:22 Breast health (feat. a woman)

00:31:01 Bit Pitch

00:48:46 Last year this week

00:50:53 Denzel is the perfect actor

00:55:22 Cliff hangers suck

______________________________________

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JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

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2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:02:07 Phills trip to Chicago

00:07:00 Small World friendships

00:08 Unexpected Drinking

00:10:20 Why Chicago Sucks

00:20:10 Monster Trucks events over other events game

00:23:00 NASCAR explained

00:25:00 where do NASCAR drivers pee?

00:30:16 Calling NASCAR for ticket pricing

00:41:00 Phill witnesses a Terrorist announcement in the airport

00:43:00 learning how to say White guy in other languages

00:43:40 explaining Harry Potter and JK Rawling

00:49:27 Dr. Fauci and Covid pleading the 5th

00:55:00 Phill knows something we don't

______________________________________

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JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!https://www.jokewrldfest.com/(we will not be there but you should go)MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW FUZZY:https://www.instagram.com/fuzzycomic/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:01:19 Beating your older siblings at games00:06:45 Justin's first 300 bowling00:09:58 White Islam is coming00:21:04 What makes a good man in 202600:27:40 Austin needs a WNBA team00:39:08 Best women's sports00:45:50 Bit Pitch LIVE from US Bank Stadium00:58:00 Leaving parties early01:01:21 Sports should be free______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠  @phillipgarciacomedy  ​ @JustinEssenmacher  ​⁠​⁠  @markusolind9761  ​⁠​ @rageqzbass   @fuzzykhilji  #podcast #comedy

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026

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MERCH

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FOLLOW YONDER:

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:36 South Caroline is bad at naming boys

00:05:43 How Yonder started opening Secret Show

00:11:17 Romaine calm and don't eat lettuce

00:14:12 In Memoriam: Sam Neill

00:26:44 Looking at pictures of Phil's ass

00:30:33 The great cheese debate

00:35:28 Yonder's hair secret

00:41:03 Yonder's rich heritage

00:46:34 Europeans discovering ranch

00:48:32 Bit Pitch

______________________________________

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#podcast #comedy

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026

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(we will not be there but you should go)

MERCH

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TEJAS TONIC

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RECORD WHERE WE DO

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:03:28 It's hot

00:08:10 The aftermath of 4th of July case race

00:14:22 Would you purge?

00:18:16 We found the real Love Island

00:24:13 4 midg*ts race a camel

00:25:05 FIFA red card scandal

00:29:10 The failed 250 state fair

00:36:31 Bit Pitch @ the 249th P Terry's

00:46:07 Jew or Goy?

00:48:14 An interview with Phillip Garcia

00:51:38 Justin saw a zombie

00:53:59 Phil's Larry David moment

00:57:02 Technology bad

______________________________________

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