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2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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0:00 - This week on WET…
1:43 - What Markus ate before the podcast
4:35 - Trump on China's One Child Policy
6:48 - Reacting to Tiktok Baseball (Savannah Bananas)
15:53 - Justin is a veteran of the war on drugs
18:39 - We're so old it literally hurts
20:37 - Doing grandpa's drugs
23:15 - We're gonna be STARS in Nashville
26:12 - Bit Pitch
37:22 - How to train your Mexican girlfriend
43:48 - The people working at Cheba Hut are too damn high
50:59 - Red Lobster Moment
53:33 - Invisible riff
55:50 - If you have boxers that remind you of All American Rejects, get rid of them
57:46 - Arc Raiders teaches you who you really are
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SEE US LIVE
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Code ' WET50' for 50% off tickets
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THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
______________________________________
00:00:00 - This week on WET…
00:01:20 - Making the world a wetter place
00:04:55 - We could never replace Phil
00:06:24 - Maximum Liability Corporation
00:07:34 - Brown, Guy doesn't find joke funny
00:11:06 - The first official meeting of the WET board of directors
00:18:15 - Bit Pitch
00:26:10 - Justin was like so totally ill last weekend
00:32:58 - Phil built different
00:36:42 - Eating old bananas to get drunk
00:40:17 - Requiem for a Justin
00:43:56 - Grok is being naughty
00:46:57 - Hooters is good, goddamnit!
00:49:47 - Addressing the backlash
00:51:43 - How to turn down free alcohol
00:54:20 - Should we move the pod to Greenland?
01:00:08 - Greg Abbot, come on the podcast!
01:04:15 - Become a member!
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0:00 - This week on WET…
1:29 - Go into movies blind
2:45 - Respect THE Home Depot
5:03 - Ronaldo has some notes
7:13 - Justin invents a new word?
9:37 - Jacking off to playing cards
15:25 - A hangover so bad you actually quit drinking
21:29 - Crust Punks at Warped Tour
28:48 - Being late with a coffee
34:58 - Ronaldo was a writer on Def Jam
37:39 - We are rockstars
41:49 - Imagine if there were French people in Canada?
43:14 - Defensive Nazi and Mexican Survivor
46:49 - Movies were better in the car
50:28 - Finding love at the family reunion
53:31 - Ronaldo's life is a Blink-182 song
1:00:13 - Louder with Krauter
1:05:02 - Become a MEMBER!
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SEE US LIVE
Sunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX
2/21, 8pm
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MERCH
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THE WET COMMANDMENTS
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2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
______________________________________
0:00 - This week on WET…
0:58 - Making the studio a wetter place
2:36 - January is 20 degrees hotter right now than average
5:56 - Justin in Japan
6:47 - Justin is 36 btw
10:11 - Are frats gay?
12:36 - Our predictions for 2026
17:33 - Will AI Psychosis become a big problem in 2026?
25:32 - Will Phil's dad come back out but as straight?
30:04 - Will Trump start another war
43:18 - Will Markus get a new phone?
48:48 - Phil gets paid $500 to drink $1300 tequila
1:00:55 - Will Justin get a haircut
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THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
______________________________________
0:00 - This week on WET…
1:33 - Melding our minds
2:37 - Making the world a wetter place
3:52 - Phil's Tour de Chair
5:13 - How old do we look?
8:08 - The wisdom of "Oh."
12:52 - Markus is part owner of Costco
14:58 - Weekly Bit Pitch!
31:41 - We're opening a comedy club in Venezuela!
45:40 - What Justin learned in school
50:19 - Texas Road House is goy slop
55:22 - There's no such thing as a free lunch (if you don't ask)
57:26 - You know you got money when you can buy the big paper towel
1:01:35 - Justin with (Monopoly) money
1:07:56 - New dinosaur truck just dropped
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TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)__________________________________________________Follow the show: @wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJJ Curry:@jjcurrycomedyJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/markus-olindPhillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - @phillipgarciacomedy Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/philip-garcia-wtf-is-going-onProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - @rageqzbass#podcast #comedy
MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…0:55 - Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve4:08 - Making the world a wetter place5:07 - We got gifts!8:53 - The Heineken 5 pack10:08 - No chance Justin know bout the Magna Carta12:11 - Everyone forgets about second England13:52 - Psychoanalysis doesn't work on Irish and Italians16:11 - The Irish are liars21:12 - We are the Bermuda Triangle23:25 - The Translator (coming to a theater near you 2026!)25:31 - Justin in Switzerland27:42 - The best time to go to Costco33:19 - We gotta lose weight36:17 - Don't plan a party drunk37:34 - Justin gives us jokes for Christmas41:41 - We've given up on Phil45:44 - Running bits48:40 - podcast studio austin is th ebest51:18 - Phil disrespected Justin's yard55:48 - Guns for kids were lit1:01:10 - Toby Keith pilgrimage1:05:42 - Our Christmas wishes1:11:24 - Markus used to DRINK______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher @markusolind9761 @rageqzbass #podcast #comedymemes
FOLLOW IKE:https://www.instagram.com/ikerafferty/MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:10 - Issa noif2:22 - making the world a wetter place2:59 - New York Ike pays his respects7:02 - The different cultures of New York8:42 - The City has a high blood pressure9:46 - How to sneak onto the subway (like a real New Yorker)13:36 - How to sniff out a tourist14:47 - What Austin comics are failing at in New York16:10 - New Yorkers eat at more than just bodegas17:30 - Crunched up pigeons18:31 - Did Ike vote for Zohran??20:37 - Ike and Mamdani are in a zoomba class together21:58 - How much more expensive is New York?24:15 - Ike needs a flood plan25:21 - Why New York doesn't sleep26:54 - Has Ike seen a Knicks game yet?30:42 - For the visual only listeners32:13 - Stealing is encouraged in New York34:35 - Why New York is the best35:21 - The big apple doesn't far fall from the tree39:11 - if you conceived a child to the WET Podcast you may be entitled to compensation40:12 - They typical day in the life of a New Yorker43:40 - What you know about Dimassi's??44:39 - New Yorker explains jelqing48:13 - Comment below if you think Justin knows what halal is50:30 - There's sh*t in Austin's bits57:11 - The rats are evolving59:10 - Best way to eat New York Pizza1:00:25 - Zohran til I bust1:03:31 - Another one for the visual only listeners1:06:05 - The second drawback of New York1:09:14 - How to heal the rift1:10:38 - Ike was in a Nas music video______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher @markusolind9761 @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy
Austin Comedians are DONE With Rogansphere Stereotypes and New York Comicshttps://youtu.be/kMtzap0mCCs?si=ARNKinfY0X_FzuA9MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:57 - Is showering with your girlfriend gay?4:13 - Phil the kinda guy to put a sticker on a Mercedes8:52 - Imagine still being on season 1 Trump10:45 - Help make the world a wetter place12:33 - Justin's body is not designed for cuddling15:10 - Comment below if you don't know what the UN is18:34 - Is war real?19:47 - Podcast's first hate video27:22 - Truck Sh*t33:43 - Deer Rumspringa35:53 - Little Israel/Palestine37:54 - What is a party store?39:44 - Phil proved there is a god41:52 - Rewriting the WET Commandments43:01 - The biggest hat in the world45:39 - A Quintin Tarentine Christmas47:23 - Airing out the groupchat49:41 - Phil faced 3 pizzas52:43 - Gummy Bears are Turkish?!55:17 - Big surprise, American's don't want factory jobs56:32 - The Average working American doesn't care about their job1:00:06 - Phil crashed a high school graduation delivering papa johns1:07:17 - Rich people are doing psychedelics wrong______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher @markusolind9761 @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy
So the audio to episode 100 got damaged and I thought I had already deleted the backup but thankfully I was wrong! So here it is (out of order). Thank you to everyone who has made it possible for us to get to this point, we are eternally grateful to all our supporters! Like, comment, follow, here's to 100 more🍻-jj
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THE WET COMMANDMENTS
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2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
______________________________________
0:00 - This week on WET…
1:05 - Poppin bottles for 100 episodes!!!!
3:39 - Monetization has changed us
6:15 - Release the Ratstein files
8:24 - Insulting then apologizing to Drew Barrymore
12:08 - Would you let your boy shave your balls?
15:27 - Every 7 seconds
17:38 - Confronting people who don't tip
20:23 - Justin is the best at getting hired
24:07 - You thought this segment was extinct
30:37 - invest in our dinosaur themed strip club
33:28 - Markus suggests the craziest Christmas present idea
39:31 - Men are picking up the slack for feminism
42:56 - Pause.
44:46 - Justin got kicked out of the heckle mic (again)
48:17 - The money is already tearing us apart
53:48 - How Markus ruined a Thanksgiving
57:54 - How Justin ruined a Thanksgiving
1:02:14 - How Phillip ruined a Thanksgiving
1:06:18 - How WET got it's name
1:10:51 - The world needs more hugs
1:16:01 - Trump announces 50yr mortgages
1:20:41 - Robot litter boxes are taking our jobs
1:23:10 - Thanks to everyone who helped us get to 100!
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