Works Every Time

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026

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TEJAS TONIC

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RECORD WHERE WE DO

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FOLLOW RAMIN:

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:02:23 Markus went to the Germany game

00:19:45 UFC at the White House was weird

00:29:11 Weenier dogs are vicious

00:33:06 Living in your car

00:38:51 Ramin's experiment

00:54:08 Live, laugh, love

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#podcast #comedy

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026

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MERCH

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TEJAS TONIC

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RECORD WHERE WE DO

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FOLLOW MASON:

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:42 Shout out the mom's of comedy

00:05:59 Addressing the haters

00:09:22 Moonshine and pasture parties

00:14:11 Is jungle juice racist?

00:16:34 Phil has been to joe exotics ranch

00:21:20 Birthday roasts

00:25:57 Markus' car is an experiment at this point

00:30:06 Mason wants to be a vampire

00:32:57 Scientology is a pyramid scheme

00:37:27 Lego scandal is Kony 2012 of today

00:44:07 We got Mason Chris Hansen for his birthday

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#podcast #comedy

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026

Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!

https://www.jokewrldfest.com/

(we will not be there but you should go)

MERCH

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TEJAS TONIC

Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!

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RECORD WHERE WE DO

Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:28 Clock in, lock in

00:04:22 Justin's been maxxing his whole life

00:08:24 Weinermaxxing

00:18:54 Futuremaxxing

00:22:19 Vegasmaxxing

00:29:34 Deltamaxxing

00:35:34 Dubaimaxxing

00:37:38 Bitmaxxing

00:50:35 TimeTravelmaxxing

00:54:54 Cigmaxxing

00:57:04 Nostalgiamaxxing

01:03:29 Siblingmaxxing

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#podcast #comedy

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026

Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!

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MERCH

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TEJAS TONIC

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RECORD WHERE WE DO

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FOLLOW BRENT:

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:37 Why is there 2 Justin's right now?

00:09:59 Scaring Markus

00:14:25 DMT is supernatural

00:25:07 People who are too into horror

00:29:26 What scares you in horror movies

00:32:09 The Collector and The Strangers

00:35:39 Every movie is a horror movie

00:37:10 Goosebumps is a gateway drug

00:39:38 Getting jaded by horror tropes

00:44:51 **Spoilers for Good Boy (Norwegian)**

00:53:22 Phil's ghost encounter

01:02:30 Justin's ghost encounter

01:03:40 Comedians on shrooms getting scared

01:06:45 Near death experiences

01:18:13 What scares you about yourself

01:21:25 Our favorite Halloween costumes

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#podcast #comedy

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026

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MERCH

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RECORD WHERE WE DO

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FOLLOW KURT:

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:50 Kurt knows pyramids

00:05:58 Mormons made hanta

00:08:17 Mormons are feds and UFO's

00:14:39 In 1492 Turkey saved a bunch of Jews

00:24:25 Are nukes really that bad?

00:29:06 America won the roast of Kevin Hart

00:32:50 Women Talking

00:36:03 Interdimensional sex tourists

00:45:03 We're already China

00:51:19 Chinese robo-cops

00:54:55 Climate change is done

00:58:44 Mystics are always sus

01:03:53 Weed makes you unprogrammable

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JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!https://www.jokewrldfest.com/MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW JAKE:https://www.instagram.com/joke.wrld/https://www.youtube.com/@JokeWRLDTHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:40 Jake comes in hot00:07:02 Beef squashed00:10:22 Dave Chappelle's Summer Camp00:14:13 Louis CK leaks00:16:47 Comedy is mainstream00:18:33 Busboys: A New Hope00:22:28 Politics at the Kevin Hart Roast00:27:41 Lizzo crushed it00:30:56 How to make a Joke WRLD video00:34:07 Sports Center of comedy00:37:24 Jake's throwing a comedy festival00:43:26 Joke WRLD is just facts00:50:20 Getting bumped at the Hans Kim van mic00:57:22 Jake fumbled his Ron White interview______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠  @phillipgarciacomedy  ​ @JustinEssenmacher  ​⁠​⁠  @markusolind9761  ​⁠​ @rageqzbass   @JokeWRLD  #podcast #comedy

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FOLLOW BRENT:

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:01:26 Feet pics on Patreon

00:04:53 The Study of Omelets

00:06:29 Brent is a golfologist

00:12:26 Why can't we have drugs in sports

00:15:44 Lizzo ruined the flute

00:19:15 Drinking at work

00:24:33 Volkswagen's numbers were exaggerated

00:32:58 Markus wants to live at a Champs

00:37:01 Brent mixed up black guys twice

00:43:13 Justin got Markus a gift

00:47:55 Bit Pitch LIVE @ the Sydney Opera House

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RECORD WHERE WE DO

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:36 It's Markus' day

00:04:40 Star Wars women

00:08:52 Dream Star Wars blunt rotation

00:14:30 This. Is. Pod-casting!

00:17:37 Markus brought toys

00:19:53 WET Sports: The Cowboys will be good this year

00:25:45 Impressions vs accents

00:27:30 Phil-losiphy with Phillip

00:30:59 Phil and Justin have the same therapist

00:35:07 Justin's in his Attitude Era

00:40:05 Steve Harvey in white face

00:43:36 Bit Pitch hosted by Steve Harvey

00:58:54 Markus' relapse

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FOLLOW MICHAEL

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

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3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:12 WETter Pod

00:02:56 Japan is racist

00:05:05 Mike got deported to Japan as a kid (he's not Japanese)

00:07:12 We almost lost Justin in Michigan

00:08:40 Getter in Japan

00:10:00 Sound competitions

00:11:59 Michael's best Optimus Prime impression

00:13:38 Michael and Terror went to high school together

00:16:12 Red Dead Redemption on Epstein's Island

00:17:57 We should not be flying

00:21:37 Petty cabs are a scam

00:23:19 Hookers and gummies

00:26:39 Queef tricks

00:28:58 A stripper ulted on Michael

00:32:57 Michael was raised by 3 strippers and uncle jimmy

00:38:26 Pedo Beat Down (Jimmy's Story)

00:42:40 Pouya's pitbull

00:46:03 We're gonna be cool rich people

00:53:20 Smelling Japan in your Gameboy

00:55:17 I want my bowling ball to smell like a Mexican house

00:58:55 The worst song in the world

01:02:31 If Rick Rubin produced every song

01:05:05 Growing up on dad rock

01:07:13 Gangnam Style ruined Michael's life

01:11:25 Gay Ikea sneak peak

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AUSTIN COMEDY HOME RUN DERBY

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FOLLOW MATTY

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:38 Tropical drunk is the best drunk

00:07:53 Phil's mom calls in

00:11:34 Matty left his wife on the honeymoon

00:15:41 Justin's buttons

00:21:53 Cake or pie?

00:27:15 European Zyns hit different

00:29:32 Justin tried out for Matty's next baseball video

00:39:59 Justin in public

00:44:14 Phil's a bowler now

00:48:24 Matty is in his prime

00:53:19 Justin almost died playing NFL blitz

00:55:31 Bit Pitch LIVE @ Madison Square Garden

01:12:09 Talking sh*t about the French

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