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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:50 Kurt knows pyramids

00:05:58 Mormons made hanta

00:08:17 Mormons are feds and UFO's

00:14:39 In 1492 Turkey saved a bunch of Jews

00:24:25 Are nukes really that bad?

00:29:06 America won the roast of Kevin Hart

00:32:50 Women Talking

00:36:03 Interdimensional sex tourists

00:45:03 We're already China

00:51:19 Chinese robo-cops

00:54:55 Climate change is done

00:58:44 Mystics are always sus

01:03:53 Weed makes you unprogrammable

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