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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:51 Dimassis drama

00:02:16 Mike's got swagyu

00:06:45 Justin hates baseball bats

00:11:13 Mike's journey to find the best cannoli in New York City

00:20:20 The best tamales in the world

00:23:46 Best food deals in Austin

00:27:44 Is Markus the WORST customer?

00:34:00 New American food

00:38:53 Astronauts made Mike cry

00:40:39 Why do Germans love gross p*rn?

00:48:43 Justin got kid mogged

00:52:51 We all became our uncles

00:55:52 Snickers Salad is midwestern culture

00:59:40 Last Year This Week - Kill Tony stories

01:04:42 Justin's rebrand

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00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:00:34 We drove 25hrs to Michigan

00:08:03 Phil had never seen a basement before

00:09:41 Gambling in Detroit

00:13:20 Michigan dispensaries are crazy

00:15:06 Why everyone in Michigan has a drinking problem

00:18:54 Justin got sexually harassed night 1 of the festival

00:23:24 The alphabet game is bad podcasting

00:24:59 Justin's pheromones are off the charts

00:29:27 Markus forfeited the Roast Battle day 2

00:33:54 Justin's family heckled him at every show

00:38:06 We went to Opening Day in Detroit

00:42:11 Midwesterners drink different

00:43:53 Markus won the comedy rumble day 3

00:45:46 Day 4: The Great Flood

00:49:00 C*m basement

00:53:41 Jake's favorite thing about Michigan

00:58:07 Phil's favorite thing about Michigan

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______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:01:23 Introducing Colt Mcneely

00:05:00 Jared The Kush man

00:08:01 Why The Boys Were Late (Buccees)

00:11:58 It's So Funny to Go to Buccees Twice..

00:13:50 Texas Holed em' with Stroke Patients

00:19:35 Explaining War to Justin pt. 69

00:20:30 Colt Mcneelys Thoughts on Black Face

00:18:45 Austin Shooting continued..

00:23:07 Rubber Band Theory

00:26:00 WTF is a Bail In?

00:28:00 We Have Never had a First Lady (rule 2 broken)

00:30:00 Justin's Glow Up/ The New MacBook Neo

00:33:00 Colt Is Allergic to apples

00:37:05 Pasta Patronage

00:38:00 Last Year This Week/Borrowing Guns

00:45:20 How They Talk In Michigan

00:48:35 Colt Says Goodbye/ Markus internalizes being late

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______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:01:16 Jake is back in America!

00:03:25 British car insurance

00:05:20 They will repo your tv in England

00:08:11 We got medicines for everything in America

00:11:20 The British still measure weight in big stones

00:12:52 Jake was almost a real British spy

00:24:09 From Loch Ness to Belfast, Ireland will be free!

00:27:29 Tipping is mad

00:29:59 Crohn's Bond

00:31:32 Jake and Phil's strange sauna encounter

00:40:16 Gays Anonymous

00:43:13 Stella Artois almost ruined England

00:45:49 Russians be crazy

00:49:49 Stella Artois cont.

00:52:30 Best foreign beers

00:56:18 Never drink tap beer at a sh*tty bar

00:58:23 Why Northerners drink more than southerners in America

01:03:12 Shout out to the Members!

01:04:36 Bit Pitch

01:17:04 Members Only preview

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______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:01:03 Markus fights the mind meld

00:02:39 The wettest intro we've ever done

00:04:34 Markus feels better soon

00:09:02 Music corner

00:11:09 Are you ready for the best damn water of your life?

00:12:39 Phil's secret relationship with our Moms

00:14:50 Phil part fish type sh*t

00:18:31 We're a fresh pack podcast

00:20:12 Eating Tejas Gummies til we forget how many we've had

00:25:53 Pneumonia Phil

00:28:16 Things Markus took for granted pre-surgery

00:29:50 Cleaning the garage is like wiping your ass

00:31:08 Our 100k Subs celebration will be epic

00:33:08 Why Markus has been so hostile all episode

00:36:39 Boofin pills on the paywall

00:38:16 Adults at the water park

00:41:11 Last Year This Week

00:45:08 Phil saw a UFO

00:47:08 Phil hates the new Netflix dinosaur show

00:49:09 The last time we all cried

00:54:48 Justin's Dollar Tree Haul

00:58:53 Weekly Bit Pitch

01:07:02 Getting mad about the war real quick

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______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:01:23 Live Show Recap

00:03:30 Were doing a show at SXSW!

00:06:31 Austin Buford Shooting

00:07:13 Markus needs his bottle

00:12:30 Wetter Boys

00:14:15 Are we at "war" with Iran?

00:15:45 Trump is Lord Farquaad

00:18:45 Austin Shooting continued..

00:26:32 Justin's Worst Customer Ever

00:32:00 WET LLC is Hemorrhaging Money

00:33:40 Bit pitch

00:37:24 New Shirt Idea

00:41:12 A visitor enters the studio w/ impeccable timing

00:43:38 NEW SEGMENT (Last Year, This Week)

00:55:00 How The Wet boys would handle the afterlife

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5) Have fun (respectfully)

______________________________________

00:00:00 - This week on WET…

00:01:23 - Ignorance is bliss

00:04:48 - Scams are getting good

00:06:50 - Why Just For Laughs went bankrupt

00:09:03 - SPEAK TO A REPRESENTATIVE type sh*t

00:12:37 - The 2016 election makes so much sense post Epstein

00:17:52 - It's like The Matrix but everyone's a pedophile

00:21:40 - There's always another child sex cult

00:25:25 - McGraw Hill was owned by Ghislaine Maxwell's Dad

00:27:23 - Release the classified alien files on Reels

00:29:33 - Is Elon a bad dad?

00:32:30 - Can't joke about Abraham Lincoln yet

00:39:18 - The real reason Prince Andrew got arrested

00:42:28 - Corruption is a consequence of being alive

00:45:25 - Bengali vs Bangladeshi

00:47:30 - Western Muslims

00:50:16 - Baked potato adventure

00:51:53 - What pisses off Ehsan most about Deric Poston

00:54:54 - If our parents knew what we complained about

00:58:38 - WTF even is "reading comprehension"

01:04:08 - The Black Israelites are in a different algorithm

01:07:25 - Jay-Z is the Jackie Robinson of the Epstein files

01:12:18 - Society has always felt like it was about to collapse

01:17:25 - Driving is going to be obsolete in our lifetime

01:22:21 - Ehsan got road raged by a Waymo

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______________________________________

00:00:00 - This week on WET…

00:00:52 - The power of the harmonica

00:06:14 - Online casinos have better customer support than US Healthcare

00:10:18 - Behind the scenes of the Austin poker games

00:17:35 - Lazer's virginity story explains so much

00:24:51 - They're jerkin off in the fast food

00:26:23 - Lazer's OF is wild

00:31:46 - How Lazer got blown on a podcast

00:36:23 - Lazer's origin story

00:39:24 - You can't have a plan B

00:43:12 - Lazer wants to go out like Kurt Cobain

00:47:56 - You don't need money to do comedy

00:54:03 - Lazer's secret to standup

01:00:00 - Lazer in black rooms

01:04:05 - Sunset vs Mothership

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______________________________________

00:00:00 This week on WET…

00:01:53 Phil's biggest fear

00:04:08 Scariest Harry Potter

00:07:51 Waymos are really just Filipinos

00:09:26 Why Greg Abbot is evil

00:12:43 Insurance fraud used to be American

00:19:32 Luigi actually made United better

00:23:15 Phil has been listening to NPR Austin

00:27:23 Liberal and conservative argue about public transport

00:34:32 Markus trolled the volunteers on election day

00:38:26 Justin's jihad

00:48:56 Bit pitch

00:54:24 Stop starting podcasts

00:56:19 F*ck volunteers

00:59:04 Weiner dog with normal sized legs

01:05:28 Bonus episode for members EVERY WEEK

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Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass

​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass

#podcast #comedy

SEE US LIVE

Sunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX

2/21, 8pm

Code ' WET50' for 50% off tickets

https://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=128112

Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI

4/1, 8pm

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MERCH

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TEJAS TONIC

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SUNSET TICKETS

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RECORD WHERE WE DO

Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!

https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6

FOLLOW COLTON

https://www.instagram.com/ilovecoltonjones/

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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0:00 - This week on WET…

0:53 - Melding our minds

2:13 - Justin's grandma and Colton have a special relationship

4:44 - Colton is back on the sauce

7:58 - Hot black b*tches love Pokémon

9:26 - Finding lost dogs is more important than your civil rights

12:33 - Robert Kraft mac n cheese

14:47 - Colton is bullying Justin at work

16:36 - Colton threw up in the yard

19:53 - Colton and Justin got beef

23:03 - Cool Ranch Oreos (tm)

25:56 - If she don't own her own business she ain't getting none of my fitness

26:56 - What GPT stands for

31:59 - Justin's resume looks like the files

36:53 - Drama at Sunset

43:35 - I GOT NOTHIN

47:31 - Markus show and tell

49:40 - No one cared about this Super Bowl

55:29 - Dork vs nerd

58:17 - Gutter sluts

1:00:44 - The disc golf story

1:05:29 - The best part about the Super Bowl

1:08:20 - The best commercial of the night

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Follow the show:

https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast

https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027

https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/

https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast

Justin:

https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/

https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin

https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher

Markus:

https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip:

https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy

Production:

Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/

Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass

​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass

#podcast #comedy