SEE US LIVE

Sunset Strip Comedy Club, Austin TX

2/21, 8pm

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Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI

4/1, 8pm

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MERCH

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TEJAS TONIC

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SUNSET TICKETS

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RECORD WHERE WE DO

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FOLLOW COLTON

https://www.instagram.com/ilovecoltonjones/

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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0:00 - This week on WET…

0:53 - Melding our minds

2:13 - Justin's grandma and Colton have a special relationship

4:44 - Colton is back on the sauce

7:58 - Hot black b*tches love Pokémon

9:26 - Finding lost dogs is more important than your civil rights

12:33 - Robert Kraft mac n cheese

14:47 - Colton is bullying Justin at work

16:36 - Colton threw up in the yard

19:53 - Colton and Justin got beef

23:03 - Cool Ranch Oreos (tm)

25:56 - If she don't own her own business she ain't getting none of my fitness

26:56 - What GPT stands for

31:59 - Justin's resume looks like the files

36:53 - Drama at Sunset

43:35 - I GOT NOTHIN

47:31 - Markus show and tell

49:40 - No one cared about this Super Bowl

55:29 - Dork vs nerd

58:17 - Gutter sluts

1:00:44 - The disc golf story

1:05:29 - The best part about the Super Bowl

1:08:20 - The best commercial of the night

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https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast

https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027

https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/

https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast

Justin:

https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/

https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin

https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher

Markus:

https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip:

https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy

Production:

Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/

Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass

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