Austin Comedians are DONE With Rogansphere Stereotypes and New York Comicshttps://youtu.be/kMtzap0mCCs?si=ARNKinfY0X_FzuA9MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'WET' for 25% off your recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________0:00 - This week on WET…1:57 - Is showering with your girlfriend gay?4:13 - Phil the kinda guy to put a sticker on a Mercedes8:52 - Imagine still being on season 1 Trump10:45 - Help make the world a wetter place12:33 - Justin's body is not designed for cuddling15:10 - Comment below if you don't know what the UN is18:34 - Is war real?19:47 - Podcast's first hate video27:22 - Truck Sh*t33:43 - Deer Rumspringa35:53 - Little Israel/Palestine37:54 - What is a party store?39:44 - Phil proved there is a god41:52 - Rewriting the WET Commandments43:01 - The biggest hat in the world45:39 - A Quintin Tarentine Christmas47:23 - Airing out the groupchat49:41 - Phil faced 3 pizzas52:43 - Gummy Bears are Turkish?!55:17 - Big surprise, American's don't want factory jobs56:32 - The Average working American doesn't care about their job1:00:06 - Phil crashed a high school graduation delivering papa johns1:07:17 - Rich people are doing psychedelics wrong______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​⁠​⁠ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy