Aimee+Shawn

Aimee is absolutely convinced that the new iPhone iOS update is for cheaters.

It happened again: Shawn's son Colin had a fish die again... but he doesn't know it. Shawn is going to buy a new one and hope he doesn't notice.

Plus what is it with moms that always touch their kid's cuts?

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Shawn saw something SUPER sus during the drive to work and called 911. Aimee thinks he is a fool for calling 911.

Today is Name Your Car Day! What'd you name yours? Aimee tells us about all of the names of her totaled cars.

Aimee CANNOT STAND when the shower curtain touches her when she's in the shower. What annoys you... but really shouldn't?

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Today marks an unbelievable 7 years since the 1 October Massacre at the Route 91 Harvest Festival. We will never forget those lost and affected by the senseless horror, and the incredible support this community showed in the days and weeks that followed. Vegas Strong.

Aimee's son is doing a "Fun Run" at school... which has us wondering who is making money on the run?

Week 4 of Lock Of The Week saw a swift victory for Aimee against the boys, and they aren't happy about it. 

Plus, more confusing Kindergarten homework...

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Shawn witnessed a hit and run (shopping cart vs car) and he did something about it! Now he feels like a hero.

Aimee's oldest had homecoming over the weekend and while she saw the kids have a blast, she ignored a parent she has old beef with.

Shawn's son Colin felt a little FOMO over the weekend. Shawn tried to nip it in the bud, because he knows what it feels like.

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Aimee had Boba yesterday! Or at least she thought she did. Also, balls make her laugh.

Mario finally got a dub in our NFL Lock Of The Week competition! We get Week 4 picks!

Plus will Loretta finally get her New Kids On The Block tickets?

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Aimee has a friend whose 65 year old dad is dating a 29 year old. At least he was until the 29 year old's dad got wind of it and shut it down. Age difference aside, is that cool?

Shawn had a parent teacher conference at his son Colin's school and it turns out there have been books he should have been reading at home for weeks that never make it home!

A new roller skating experience is coming to the Strip which has Aimee asking why we dunk on Rollerblading so much.

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Aimee still can't feel her leg, which is, um... concerning.

UNLV's quarterback is out for the year, likely over NIL money. Is money ruining college sports?

Aimee feels like she is kinda lame for Halloween. She doesn't dress up. Listeners start giving her ideas for what to dress up as.

Shawn is sick and tired of getting political texts and is willing to donate to both parties to stop texting him.

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Shawn is absolutely steamed that a Nevada State Police officer in his neighborhood was caught going well over twice the speed limit while drunk down the street from his house.

Aimee is obsessed with butter. Literally. Butter all the things.

Mario has had a HELL of a losing streak in our Lock Of The Week competition. Will today, his birthday, turn things around?

And why is Aimee's youngest, Roman, sad about going to school lately?

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Shawn has BIG news and surprises Aimee with it - he proposed to Sammi over the weekend!

Plus Aimee's son is getting ready to go ALL OUT for Homecoming! The only thing he ISN'T doing? Going to homecoming.

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We are recovering from an AMAZING acoustic performance from Papa Roach last night! So good.

Aimee is freaked out because ChatGPT remembers something she told it a while back. Treat your robots nicely. They remember everything.

Will Mario finally get his first win of the season in the Lock of The Week?

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