Aimee+Shawn

Shawn discovered over the weekend that he wants to be an influencer. Old man, so sad.

Aimee, on the other hand, is already super popular. Her clip of her drunken cartwheel was already on Sportscenter. Now who's asking for it?!

Shawn got a call from someone over the weekend that he hadn't spoken to in over a decade... and he can't stop raving about how good it was.

And Aimee got wind of illegal border crossings near her hometown in upstate New York.

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Aimee just got back from visiting her hometown of Ogdensburg and is already in trouble for something she said about someone there over a year ago on the show.

Considering the fact that Ogdensburg is tuning in, Shawn gives the latest Ogdensburg news.

Sometimes first time parents get a bit... extra. They lose their minds and think they see and hear things. We totally feel one Arizona mom.

Aim is proud of being a super football mom and helping raise money for Centennial football this year.

Plus, no one told us the female body stabs you in the back as you age.

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This is Aimee's second day of work back from two weeks off, and it is hitting her hard.

After her amazing New York trip, Aimee shares the less amazing things about dealing with an Airbnb.

Shawn decided to add a fanny pack to his repertoire and wants to know if it is officially cool to do so, and if his wearing it makes it uncool?

Plus, now that Southwest is ending their fiesta seating boarding policy, Aimee shows how she gets early boarding all the time on the cheap.

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Well LOOKIE who decided to show up to work today! Aimee is back after two long weeks!

We learn about her first trip back to her hometown of Odgensburg, New York in 18 years. It turns out people in Ogdensburg had a long memory when it came to comments months ago.

While she was there, she went to her high school reunion. She didn't have a bad time, but she wishes she didn't pay for tickets.

She did come across a high school ex that she had absolutely no issue with... but some people hold onto grudges. Do you have beef with a high school ex?

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It's the last day of Sammi filling in for Aimee who returns tomorrow. She gets to sleep in tomorrow!

Sammi (and AI) gives us a hypothetical. If you could get $1 million for every year you cut from your life (assuming you'd live to 80)... would you take the deal and how much? Shawn is LOCKED IN on his answer.

Sometimes you love something and want to tell people about it... but you need to warn people first. What is that for you?

What are some of your favorite secret spots and perks in Las Vegas that you love?

Plus, after a dreadful response to a basic civics question during Barnyard Trivia, we put Sammi to the test in US Civics.

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It was a LONG Saturday and a lazy Sunday for Sammi and Shawn after a trip to... Cleveland?

Cleveland is a place that Sammi HATES. But why?

Shawn nearly broke his leg after slipping in the pee from Sammi's dog. Came this close. What are some of the terrible things your pet does because they are evil?

While on the flight to Cleveland, Sammi got hit on by another pilot. If you heard last week, you'll know this is a thing.

Plus, what are some things that, despite you keeping a tight budget, you'll always splurge on?

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Shawn lost his voice hosting (and watching) Deadpool & Wolverine last night, but MAN was it a great movie!

Sammi has a type when it comes to guys. She goes down her list.

Today marks the beginning of the Paris Olympics and Shawn is convinced Las Vegas has nearly all the ingredients to host it.

Google Predicts was VERY difficult today, and Sammi didn't take it well. She's really hard on herself.

Plus we share our most humiliating moment in our lives.

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After being away from the show for a week, we check in with Aimee live from upstate New York!

Southwest is changing everything about their boarding process, which got us to talking about our favorite airlines.

If you had to choose ONE street to live on in Las Vegas, a street that has EVERYTHING and you can't leave, what would it be?

Sammi is convinced the employees at her nail salon are talking trash about her.

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Do you know anyone with an interesting, one of a kind job? One of our listeners dated the guy who invented the "yellow line" tech on the NFL. Who runs the Sphere screen? WE NEED TO KNOW.

We could all use a vacation, but not all of us can afford it. What little things to do you around home to give yourself a little R&R without the cost.

Sammi almost went to a wedding without getting so much as a card. Is that trashy?

Plus, Shawn challenges Sammi, born in 1998, to a bout with 9 trivia questions about the 90s. How will she do?

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Sammi (filling in for Aimee) and Shawn came to the realization we are getting screwed on vacation time in America. We are moving to Sweden.

Shawn's 7 year old son had a moment that blew his mind last night. Kids grow too fast.

It turns out that Sammi is the girl that guys date just before finding their soulmate and getting married. It has happened THREE TIMES.

Ever have a "small world" moment? What do you think the odds of that happening were?

Plus, Sammi had no idea how to clothe herself going into college... and some of our listeners still can't.

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