Aimee+Shawn

Aimee+Shawn

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Aimee+Shawn episodes

  • FULL SHOW: I’ve Never Played Footsies With A Stranger Before

    It was an adventurous weekend for Sammi (who is in for Aimee all this week) and Shawn. They flew to Florida for a wedding, and got exactly zero solid rest.

    The wedding was beautiful! But it brought up the question... how long should you date before you get married?

    During the trip, Shawn went fishing for the first time ever! How'd he do?

    The flight back was on Spirit which is about as ratchet as you'd expect.

    Plus, the dream that Shawn had over the weekend that has him wondering what it all means.

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    1 hr 1 min
  • FULL SHOW: It Would Have Been Better If It Was A Fat Pole

    Aimee has begun her long flight to the east coast (on a day when all the airlines are affected due to a computer outage. Woof). Meanwhile, Sammi begins a long string of fill ins!

    Did you know Sammi joined Big Brothers Big Sisters? She's a Big Sister! She tells us how it is going... including the terrible first impression she made.

    Shawn is still thinking about a rotten kid at line at Legoland from a MONTH ago. Let it go, Shawn.

    Those little things that bother you so much... but shouldn't.

    Plus, follow @AimeeAndShawn on Instagram or Shawn will make you pay: http://www.instagram.com/aimeeandshawn

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    1 hr 8 min
  • FULL SHOW: This Is Giving Me So Much Agita

    It's the last day on the show for Aimee for a while as she's about to head to her hometown in New York for over a week!

    Shawn had a lot to do yesterday, but instead chose to stay glued to the TV to watch a wild police chase in LA.

    Aimee's nephew is shook after what his preschool teacher told him.

    How young is too young for a cellphone? Aimee thinks it is going to be time for Roman soon, despite him being 5.

    There were free snow cones at work yesterday and while beggars can't be choosers, Shawn says it is the worst thing he's ever had.

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    1 hr 7 min
  • FULL SHOW: Proud Supporter Of Centennial High School Football

    Aimee+Shawn both woke up groggy today. Buckle up.

    It's Amazon Prime Day... do you buy the hype or refuse to buy?

    Ingrid Andress performed a legendarily bad rendition of the National Anthem yesterday. We break it down. (Turns out she was drunk)

    Aimee keeps lying to her kids and she doesn't know why she does.

    The battle over the thermostat in the house. What is the difference between what you want it at versus your partner.

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    1 hr 5 min
  • FULL SHOW: I’ve Definitely Done My Fair Share Of Lines

    Obviously the events over the weekend have the country shaken to its core. We talk about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump and why we think everyone needs to bring it down about 10 notches.

    Aimee is going to be gone for over a week and still doesn't know what she's going to do with her dog.

    There was a massive line outside of Lululemon at Downtown Summerlin yesterday and Shawn wants to know why.

    And we hate party planning, party hosting and frankly anything laborious.

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    1 hr 3 min
  • FULL SHOW: His Name Is Zero

    We dealt with a lot of zeroes today, including a hater of the show who decided to make it racist.

    Aimee's 5 year old son is dealing with a victim narcissist at preschool.

    A poor woman won a jackpot at a casino, only to be denied.

    And our favorite superheroes are naked and in San Francisco.

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    54 min
  • FULL SHOW: Who Was The Sixth?

    The monetary amount of engagement rings that Jennifer Lopez has collected has us shook for much of the show.

    Which leads us to the question, if the relationship/marriage doesn't work out, do you give back the engagement ring or keep it and pawn it?

    Shawn is looking after a dog that is crapping and peeing everywhere. Yes the dog is house trained, he's just stubborn.

    Aimee hates Slurpees. Yes, even on 7/11. What do you hate that everyone else seems to love?

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    59 min
  • FULL SHOW: I Just Love Jobs

    Today is show number 500! Genuinely, thank you so much for listening to Aimee+Shawn and taking a chance on us. If you like the show, please tell a friend!

    Shawn bumped into a teacher from his high school while waiting for a flight at LAS. We talk about the teachers we loved in school... and the ones we hated.

    Aimee is once again getting roped into helping someone move despite being terrible at it.

    Plus a woman makes the case that it costs $1000+ a month for a modern day woman to live up to beauty standards. What could get trimmed? Anything?

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    58 min
  • FULL SHOW: There’s A Massive Difference Between A Glass Of Wine And Four Loko

    It is so hot out there that our phones are overheating in literally one minute. Hooray.

    Aimee is headed back to her hometown for the first time in 16 years and she really wants to visit her childhood home.

    Shawn's sister-in-law is having a bit of a skirmish with her extremely petty next door neighbor. What is she to do?

    Plus Aimee made the terrible mistake of allowing Roman to not buckle his seatbelt once... now he never wants to.

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    58 min
  • FULL SHOW: This Is Not An Ad

    Aimee+Shawn are back from July 4th vacation and SURPRISE: Shawn and afternoon host Sammi are dating.

    What happened on the trip to watch fireworks in Boston showed the worst of rude east coasters. (They aren't all rude, but these ones were)

    Shark Week is this week and Aimee's son is petrified of sharks. Why, and what other childhood fears do you hang onto?

    Plus Shawn witnessed the owner of a restaurant have her car towed from her own lot. Yikes.

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    1 hr 1 min

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