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Yet another tooth came out of one of Shawn's kids' mouths and now Aimee's youngest is losing teeth! We are going bankrupt... err... the tooth fairy is going bankrupt!
Aimee's friend has VERY strange taste in sandwiches. Turns out a lot of us are weird.
Shawn's lady questioned him over his incessant use of his phone... but it turns out she's on it more. We all check our phones to see how bad we really are.
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Aimee is already mourning the loss... of her cash. Romie's tooth is growing in crooked and she knows braces can't be far away.
Lock Of The Week is done for Week 3. Can Shawn's son Colin keep his lead or will Aimee battle back from her deficit?
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We were ON IT today! Got onair a minute early... on a Monday? We can't be stopped!
Shawn took his family to play some pickleball on Saturday night, and a couple families at the court once again had Shawn feeling some indignant rage.
Plus how much freedom should you give a teenaged kid? Aimee is trying to figure that out as we speak, and doesn't know if she is getting it right.
Plus... can Aimee make it 10 wins in a row on Can't Beat Aimee?
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Aimee and Shawn's boys are back at it in the Lock Of The Week presented by Port Of Subs! Now it is legit with Boomer's Sportsbook delivering the odds and oddsmaker Nick Bogdanovich giving us the lowdown on who has the Lock Of The Week, and whose pick is most weak.
Ever see a warning sign and you ask yourself... why? And just ignore it? Aimee noticed one that a lot of our listeners ignore too.
Plus the Can't Beat Aimee streak has been going for over a week now! Can Ernie, our first repeat contestant, get in and get revenge from his loss earlier this week?
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Aimee really wants to play pickleball, but she has no one to play against.
Shawn bumped into a bunch of people he knew yesterday... but he didn't remember any of their names and he feels like a jerk.
Jimmy Kimmel was "indefinitely" suspended by ABC after the FCC Chair threatened the network over recent comments on his show. Shawn explains why it is actually an awful moment for the Constitution and what the equivalent would be to people on the other side of the aisle.
And Aimee tries to continue her reign in Can't Beat Aimee!
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Shawn's son made an amazing piece of artwork with some help from dad - a hand drawn map of America! It's pretty great... so when he asked to bring it to his mom's house... Shawn put the kibosh on it. Was he in the wrong?
Aimee's son is about to do a "fun run". Shawn's just had theirs. Why are fun runs so... un-fun?
Plus you better be on time for school because we have truancy officers at the ready.
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Wow, how lucky are we! Our new and upgraded studios now have a new feature: an incredibly loud construction crew on the other side of our wall. /sarcasm
Aimee is already noticing Halloween decorations in her neighborhood and she thinks, on September 16th, that's a bit early. The audience is torn.
The Port Of Subs Lock Of The Week results for week 2 are in and Aimee finally has a dub. But can she catch up with Colin who seems to have her number?
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(The top of the show is missing because, of course, more tech issues over here)
Aimee has tied her way into a win in Can't Beat Aimee for three shows in a row. Will she finally win one free and clear?
There are some words like Caribbean and Pecan that, at any given time, you end up saying the other way. Why is that?!
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They finally caught the (alleged) Charlie Kirk shooter and he turns out not to be what many were saying. And several Las Vegas residents are without a job this morning for celebrating his death.
Aimee wants to know why every dad tries to make everything a lesson. Why?
The Port Of Subs Lock Of The Week is back for Week 2. Can Aimee get her first win, or will Shawn's kids expand their lead?
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Woof. Doing a show on a day like today is not easy. The assassination of Charlie Kirk (whether you agree with him or hate his guts is terrible), another school shooting, the anniversary of 9/11. But we showed up today and did our best.
Aimee's son wanted to wear his cap and gown for picture day and Aimee was down! She never told her hubby though and he wasn't having it.
A new list of the most annoying things that happen at your job is out and Shawn REALLY gets bothered by one of them.
Plus Aimee tries to keep her Can't Beat Aimee street cred alive.
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