Aimee+Shawn

Shawn's fiance is about 14 years younger than Shawn, but it seldom ever rears it head. That was, until, she saw his social security number.

Aimee's son just wanted to take an offer for a free class at a gym, and ended up getting suckered into a membership. Aimee is ready to pounce on them.

Plus Shawn's flawless logic saves Aimee from taking an L in Can't Beat Aimee.

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(Hey, sorry we don't have the entire show on the pod today! Long story short, computers suck.)

Aimee witnessed a madman on the Strip yesterday. No, nothing to worry about. Just a window washer. But there isn't enough money on the planet that could get her up there.

Shawn's sons came to play in week 1 of the Lock Of The Week. Could Aimee rise to the challenge?

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Aimee is sounding a bit hoarse today. Sure, she was in California cheering on her son for his football game, but she was also in a long conversation with someone she is convinced was an NPC.

Shawn had to go to he sons' school to get to the bottom of something with one of his boys, and while h was waiting in the office he saw something that made him incredibly embarrassed for a parent.

Plus, can Aimee once again come out on top for Can't Beat Aimee? And we crown the winner of our Taylor Swift Engagement Era Prize Pack!

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Aimee may have been off today (show 777!) but she checked in and defended her Can't Beat Aimee crown!

Shawn announced the three finalists in our Taylor Swift Engagement Era Prize Pack giveaway! We listen to the best Tay Tay fan theories and leave it up to you to vote for the winner on our Instagram @AimeeAndShawn!

Plus WHAT THE HECK is going on at Basic High School? A gun on Wednesday, now a teacher arrested on Thursday?

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It's a big day for Aimee! Sure, it is her wedding anniversary, but more importantly it is BEYONCE'S BIRTHDAY! That's important, right?

What would you do if your dog that you love bit your child in the face? Aimee knows someone who this just happened with and we can't imagine.

And Lock of The Week is back! Shawn's son Colin, the 3-time football picks champion is back to terrorize his brother and Aimee... and his dad's wallet.

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Shawn made it to work on-time today! All it took was a math problem...

Aimee could solve a lot of her math problems if she took up an offer in her DMs.

A new deal at Caesars has Shawn thinking about the first time he ever visited town... and plenty of other people have their "first time" stories.

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We are celebrating the engagement of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce with an Engagement Era Prize Pack! Do you have a great Taylor Swift easter egg or conspiracy theory you think no one else knows? Text a video of you explaining it to 702-597-1027 and you could win!

Aimee was kind of creeped out at a friend's use of AI. Turns out a lot of people are doing some wild stuff with AI lately.

Plus... it's another Can't Beat Aimee... and today something happened that has NEVER happened before!

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The weekend is FINALLY HERE! Who will get to meet New Kids On The Block?

Aimee hates returning things but she schlepped her way to Target to do just that. Except she forgot the item in the car. So... she walked back to the car and drove off. What?!

The games today were... trying. Plus Aimee gave her personal phonetic alphabet after a caller said "E as in eBay"...

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We still can't get to sleep at a decent hour. What in the actual hell.

Now that we've shamed Cracker Barrel into keeping its old logo... which company needs shaming next?

Aimee has a company in mind. Her solar isn't working and the company behind it is ghosting her.

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The world is HEALED. Taylor Swift is engaged to Travis Kelce, Cracker Barrel is keeping the old logo. Annnnd... ah nevermind. There's a mass shooting in Minnesota.

While everyone was freaking out about Taylor getting engaged, Shawn was worried about a roundabout being installed in a decade in West Virginia that will force a Dairy Queen to move. WHY DOES HE CARE?!

Plus, Aimee is super bothered that Spotify is adding DMs to the app. When is enough, enough?

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