Aimee+Shawn

When Shawn was emceeing an event over the weekend, he was convinced he knew a familiar face in the crowd. But he couldn't place him. Turns out... he had given that guy TENS OF THOUSANDS of dollars.

Aimee and Shawn have been getting tough questions from their kids. We know the answers... but we don't know how to break the news to them.

Red Lobster posted something about their bankruptcy on Facebook that nearly made Shawn cry.

Plus... Taylor Swift has a hickey.

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Today is a BIG day. After missing his son's piano recital due to some absolutely RIDICULOUS shenanigans, today Colin comes on the show for a do-over piano recital for not just his dad but the WHOLE VALLEY. Will the 7 year old rise to the occasion?

Aimee's son got "extra" screening at TSA both going to and coming back from Anaheim. What the... why? What is in his crotch?

Shawn got infuriated at a woman who was on the phone at a nail shop for an HOUR.

Plus, the annoyance of getting directions from people who are bad at giving directions.

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Aimee is back from Disneyland and she's got stories! And they are all magical except for the flight.

Shawn is heartbroken because he missed his son's piano recital because of a ridiculous miscommunication. But... he's going to make it right tomorrow on the show.

Aimee's son kissed a girl on the arm in preschool in what used to be considered a sweet moment... but is now considered problematic.

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Aimee is on her way to Disneyland, but she joined us for part of the show as she got ready to go to, headed towards, and arrived at the airport!

Today is the deadline to get your story in to win a brand new AC unit from Silver State HVAC And Plumbing - a $15,000 value!

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We found out that Roman, Aimee's son, thinks she talks about cheese for a living. He's not WRONG per se...

It is photo day (again) for Shawn's boys. MAN if you get a photo every time there is a photo day you're going to go broke quick.

But, as Aimee points out, time goes by fast. Soak it in.

One of our listeners is trying to do just that and had an odd request to have a last bit of bonding with her son... bring back 5 Easy Questions?

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Shawn had to punish his son for something that happened while he didn't have him. How do you punish when co-parenting? Didn't see it, don't assess the penalty?

Aimee's high school reunion is coming up and some people are crowing that it costs $40... with drink tickets, a band, a photo booth and a buffet. Huh.

Overcoming public speaking is a huge deal and Shawn was there to help a young kid do just that.

Plus we put Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker on the tee and kick the crap out of him for his commencement address.

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Aimee is back! Meanwhile Shawn's got some bummer news about what happened over the weekend.

During her time off, Aimee decided to swipe through several videos of...opossums. Her algorithm is a MESS.

Shawn had a trip to Pittsburgh over the weekend and he was greeted by security carrying super large guns exchanging pleasantries while meandering around. What the hell, Pittsburgh?

Do final exams matter? The elders believe so but it appears as though they don't matter as much as they used to.

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Aimee was off today, but our listener and super-texter Jessica Rassier sat in!

Jessica has been trying to save money by giving her husband haircuts... which was working for a while until just lately. Things got BAD.

Someone KEEPS STEALING Shawn's home security sign in his front yard and now he's got a sting operation to find the perp.

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Mother's Day is right around the corner... so what does mom REALLY want for her day? Some want EVERYONE around to celebrate them. Others want them all to go away for the day.

Plus Romie brought a cool monster truck home from Pre-K. Only one issue: it's not his.

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It was definitely a "Monday Wednesday" today. But, alas, here we are.

It turns out that Aimee DOES need a CT scan. But she can't talk to anyone competent to see what she needs to do for it.

Shawn couldn't get into his car for a few minutes. Turned out it wasn't his car.

Plus our Coolest Summer Ever Giveaway could get you a new AC unit worth $15k from Silver State HVAC & Plumbing! We talk to Matt Whelan about what to look out for before the hot summer temps hit.

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