Aimee+Shawn

Shawn fell directly on his ass at his sons' soccer game this weekend, in front of all the parents. Humiliating.

Meanwhile Aimee is humiliated by her wrinkly, pug-like elbows. Why do we have some weird looking body parts?

Then we let AI perform songs about both topics and the results made our jaw drop.

Aimee went into the fake tanning booth to get a spray tan, and Patrick was unimpressed.

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Aimee is not a fan of how her husband texts her back. "Oh." "K." Is this a means for divorce?

Shawn parked next to a fancy supercar at his son's soccer game. Turns out it belonged to an OnlyFans star.

Somehow Aimee's son has already managed to cut off his hair in his first week of daycare. How does that even happen?

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It was a terrible, awful, no good night for Shawn's little one, ralphing up the night for what is likely food poisoning. What do you do when your kid gets sick and you have no sitter? Take the day off? Send them in anyways?!

Shawn was stopped at the grocery store by a slick talking dude who tried getting him into some financial independence scheme. This is the SECOND time someone has done this. Ever have it happen to you?

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Aimee's teenage son can be such a teenager... and then out of nowhere become the absolute gentleman.

Shawn drove for HOURS to get to Six Flags only to have them close the park a few minutes before opening.

Some stranger stuck her tongue out at Roman and Aimee was pretty livid about it.

There is a new love in Shawn's life, and Shawn sits over it.

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Shawn went out to Stoney's last night for a friend's birthday. If you know anything about Shawn, you know this isn't his scene. Dancing gives him major social anxiety. So do bars. What do you get anxious about that others think is no big deal?

Lenny Kravitz went to the gym in leather pants which is obnoxious. What are some things people do and wear at the gym that just annoys you.

Maybe it isn't worth going at all, as a new survey shows the majority of single women are fine with the dad bod. Why, though?

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We had a show planned... and then OJ Simpson died. A LOT of reaction after the news dropped.

Aimee's husband seems to purge everything around the house, even the stuff they need.

Plus what pet names do you have for your pet?

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We had a FIELD DAY with Spearmint Rhino suing Peppermint Hippo for trademark infringement.

Shawn's son had a very dramatic moment yesterday. Sometimes kids can really go for the Oscar.

Aimee's oldest is coaching her youngest... and now he might be stripped of his whistle?

Plus, could you pass the 6th grade standardized test as an adult? Probably not.

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Aimee's son is raising money for his football team and it is WAY too easy now. Aimee had to SCROUNGE for every last dime when she was younger.

Shawn is SO annoyed that they are putting up a stop light near his house. This will make 21 on his commute. There's gotta be a better way.

What are the food rules in your house? Like double dipping, 5 second rule, etc?

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It was a good weekend for Aimee and Shawn... which led to a pretty funny show!

Shawn's son was sick (he's feeling better now) and the doctor at the Minute Clinic was a total grump. WHY are some doctors like that?

Aimee's oldest son is now coaching his 5 year old little brother and it is adorable and hilarious.

We see if we would be cool enough to join Doberman Social Club... and what would our social club questionnaire be like?

And in honor of Morgan Wallen getting arrested, Shawn tries his hand at a parody song.

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Shawn is back from getting strep for the SECOND TIME IN A MONTH. Ugh.

He had a long lost friend reach out looking for nothing but a hang. Which is awesome! Why don't people do that more?

Aimee had the MOST INTERESTING experience at a restaurant in town. Wait until you hear what she witnessed.

With Shawn out sick, he decided to binge watch some old school TV. What are some elder shows that deserve a second watch.

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