Aimee+Shawn

Aimee is back from her trip! Although if you looked at her Waze you'd think she almost died.

She did get a late start on her return to the valley though, while her husband left on time. The difference in driving time is astounding.

Shawn, meanwhile, drove all around the valley to eat tacos for the website. Both the tacos and website are shaving years off of his life.

Plus why Shawn's boss has him convinced he's about to die.

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Aimee is still off galavanting in San Diego, so Sammi is stepping in!

She just got back from Washington DC. What was the most exciting thing about it? The monuments? No. The choo choo.

Shawn put together something he bought from Nellis Auction with no instructions. He finds building Ikea therapeutic and people who can't do it are questionable.

Ever have a roommate that just got on your nerves? Yes, spouses are included. What are your roomie quirks?

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Aimee is on an extended weekend vacation so our listener Michelle came in for some more fun!

Shawn is looking after a dog this weekend and the dog is immediately beginning to mess with him.

Michelle has more than two dozen pair of the same type of sneakers, nearly 300 nail colors and a ton of eyeglass styles. She is a hoarder, and she is in denial.

Shawn went to the doc, got a blood test, and he got bad news.

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Shawn tried to fill in on a softball team last night and... it was a swing and a miss. Why he's feeling like high school gym class all over again.

Then on the way home, his dad called. He was worried sick that Shawn wasn't home at (checks watch) 9:50pm.

Aimee wrote a letter to her 20 year old self...

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Shawn made his roast beef sandwich and... it's back to the drawing board.

Aimee was hungry and opted for a restaurant. Her waitress was a massive oversharer and Aim decided to give her great relationship advice.

We remember four years since the COVID shutdown and the moment we realized...whoa. This will be different.

Plus Aimee and Shawn debate the kindness - or stupidity - of paying it forward at the drive thru. Aimee is all about it. Shawn doesn't get it.

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Shawn just recently got a divorce and a card in the mail probably had their best intentions but... it was weird.

Aimee's husband and oldest son took to the basketball court to see who has the best "ups". 

Shawn is going to try to recreate a delicacy from his hometown that, if he can't do it, will emotionally scar him.

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Aimee had a RIDICULOUSLY busy weekend. And one less hour to do it in.

Shawn made it to Home Depot 5 minutes before closing to buy something only to be locked out. How is this a thing?

Her youngest son is trying to figure out what he wants to do when he gets older. Her oldest son knows what he wants to do: start a side hustle at school. The legal kind.

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Shawn is back after missing a day battling strep. While he was away he realized he is in love with an old timey cereal, and he isn't afraid to tell anyone.

Aimee is witnessing her hometown crumble after the Netflix documentary "The Program". The husband of a friend of hers was just fired from his job because of it!

Shawn got cut off in traffic by a car with the plate 1GOD4ME... which is hysterical. We talk our favorite personalized plates we've been cut off by.

Plus, through some miracle, Aimee has found her way to getting Ozempic. It's a little shady, but hey beauty is pain.

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Aimee's hometown is on the Netflix documentary "The Program" and it turns out she knows many of the people mentioned.

Shawn was a hero in the Costco parking lot yesterday... and he has a scar to prove it.

Ever want to change your name? Aimee's son Roman wants to... and his new name is straight fire.

Plus... that awkward feeling when you don't remember someone who remembers you.

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Shawn just spent a weekend in Tampa at a sick mansion... and while his accommodations had him feeling special, his rental car did not.

Speaking of trips, Aimee is planning on bringing her oldest to San Diego for his birthday. What should they do when they are down there AND BEFORE YOU SAY IT WE KNOW ABOUT THE ZOO.

And when young kids start talking like the adults...

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