Aimee+Shawn

Shawn is VERY ready for the weekend. He's not waking up early for a bit.

He's been busy cleaning his house from top to bottom. But his new "roommate," his dad, is leaving more mess for him by the day. We play AITA...

Aimee's hometown is about to be in the spotlight for a very wrong reason.

Heinz is working on a pasta sauce, and we've seen enough. Condiment companies need to stay in their lane.

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At long last, Aimee got her day in HOA court to take down the woman who is hassling the neighborhood kids. Except it wasn't her day in court, and the woman wasn't there. But she was there for the drama anyways.

Shawn feels like he must look like the world's biggest sucker, because everywhere he turns, he is getting hit up for cash by someone. This charity, that little league, this guy needs gas, that guy is selling bootleg stereos. Why?!

Aimee's sister took a DNA test... and Aimee violates her HIPAA rights.

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Shawn faced his foe and did Scale The Strat for the American Lung Association this year. And needless to say... he showed up this year.

Aimee, on the other hand, watched a smackdown at the football tournament this weekend. What is it with sports parents?

Shawn and his kids witnessed something pretty jaw-dropping in the school parking lot. As a parent, how would you react?

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Neither Aimee or Shawn got much sleep today... so it'll be a messy one.

Shawn's return to the scene of the crime is this weekend... he'll be taking on Scale The Strat once again. Last time he ranked near dead last. Can he improve this year?

Aimee's son keeps hiding away in his room and not spending time with her. Probably mad she hasn't excused a single absence he's had since kindergarten.

Shawn overheard a wife that HAD IT with her husband. He was blaming her for being out of shape because she keeps cookies in the house.

Plus, our listener Ernie stopped by and we said hey!

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Today is National Margarita Day... yes, in February. We don't make the rules. We talk about our first experience drinking... and lets say Aimee had a head start.

There is a new TikTok series called "Who TF Did I Marry" and we are obsessed.

Should we start a collection for Aimee's Ozempic journey? She really wants to go on it, but can't afford it.

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Both Aimee and Shawn had kids that had them at the edge yesterday. Between not listening to complaining about everything... we literally can't.

Aimee decided to come up with an unnecessarily elaborate, yet easily seen through lie that has her feeling pretty embarrassed.

Shawn has been a simp in the past. Aimee has been simped for in the past. What' have been the worst moments of simp that you've seen?

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Aimee is PUMPED! Why? She's going to an HOA meeting next week. Someone needs to tell her it won't be fun.

Shawn has set up a really interesting automation in his house that would make his 6 year old self's jaw drop. What can we do now that'd blow our younger selves minds?

Plus Aimee tried to make her kid swear to terrible results. Why? For TikTok of course.

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We are getting ready for a long three day weekend...and Shawn doesn't understand why we get Monday off.

J Lo's twins think she is too old to wear crop tops. We think they are dumb.

Aimee loves the food at Red Robin but her relationship with the service is complicated.

Meanwhile Shawn's kid tries something he's been petrified to do for ages. Eat. School. Lunch.

Aimee is having her Galentine's dinner this weekend and Mystic Mona will be there! Do you believe in psychics?

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Love is in the air, but it's not in the park near Aimee's house. Wait until you hear what her wretched neighbor has to complain about.

Lent started yesterday. Shawn, ever the instigator, looks to devout Catholic Aimee to see what she gave up.

Apple's Tim Cook went to the Apple Store at Downtown Summerlin to say hey to the staff (between robberies). Who is the richest person you've met?

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Today is Valentine's Day! Love is in the air... and we are talking about what we do (and don't do) to celebrate the occasions.

We also talk about the heartbreaks we've had and how it shaped us.

Aimee is getting hate from some internet trolls over her obsession with the Chiefs and Taylor Swift. When the trolls troll, Aimee trolls back.

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