Aimee+Shawn

Aimee's headphones didn't work again this morning. It's like being an Uber Driver, but your steering wheel is missing. NBD.

Shawn's son went to two parks, had a great meal... and thought he had the worst day ever because he didn't use his tablet at all that day. Should he have it taken away for a bit?

Aimee's teenage son DMs here parent-teen memes all the time, and all they are proving is that her insanity with him is totally and completely normal.

Plus, it's been over 8 years and Shawn's drivers license is up for renewal. He could do it online... but his picture is so bad, he wants to go in.

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Aimee's friend has a daughter that is not getting a lot (if any) time on the court. We hear about her monstrous coach and how to handle the worst youth sports coaches.

Aimee and Shawn have created a "random quote generator"... and this could be dangerous.

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Aimee decided to test Burger King's new policy that they must tell everyone "You Rule". Turns out she doesn't.

Shawn got a "ring dinger" yesterday. Just search for it on YouTube. He won't stop talking about it.

Aimee's son got asked to Sadie Hawkins! She is thrilled! 

A polite bank robber who promises to pay it back reminds Aimee and Shawn of all of the things they've "lent" and never gotten back.

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Justin Timberlake dropped a new single overnight. We give it a first listen.

You never know what you'll see on the streets of Las Vegas. Like what Aimee saw near Summerlin recently...

Shawn is preparing for Scale The Strat in a month. Hopefully he doesn't embarrass himself like he did last year.

Speaking of embarrassing, Aimee's got a few movies in her top 5 list that could be considered just that.

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Aimee has it all figured out. Have kids so they can do they chores you don't want to do.

Shawn thinks he has officially slid into being a hoarder. What should be throw away?

It is National Compliment Day and today remains Aimee about an incredible woman who blew her away.

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Aimee is back after her son had a quick bout with...something.

But her bout with her husband continues. Why won't he put the dishes in the dishwasher, or wash them? What does she look like, a dishwasher? DON'T ANSWER THAT.

Shawn brought the kids to a movie that literally no one else was in the theater for, but the movie wasn't bad and other parents should bring their kids.

Aimee's son Romie had a great question and it has us questioning...everything.

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Aimee was at the house taking care of her sick kiddo, so Sammi came in for the show! What disease does she have that has her thinking differently than most people?

Costco is finally coming to the southwest! Shawn is beyond excited. What is your neighborhood missing one of that you wish would come to your hood?

Applebee's Date Night Pass dropped today, and Shawn and Sammi dropped the ball trying to get it.

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Aimee had a late night last night at a party our sister station held. Everyone was invited... except for Shawn.

Her Uber driver hates Las Vegas drivers... and if anyone sees enough of them, it's him.

Shawn thinks back to a time he was cornered as a Sam Goody employee for stealing. Aimee, on the other hand, got away with all of her crimes.

Why it is really lame to dunk on dead people.

Plus what are your irrational fears?

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If Shawn slept 5 minutes later, he wouldn't have had his kids today. If he didn't have a MySpace account and get a message from a girl in Northern California, he wouldn't be in Las Vegas. The Butterfly Effect is wild.

Aimee is being called basic by her son. Why? For using the things he bought her.

Sometimes driving around Las Vegas is like a GTA game. What have you seen?

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Aimee's day started off in a bummer way. Her favorite 7-Eleven got robbed!

How do you do with roommates? Aimee had some decent experiences... Shawn? Not so much.

Pizza is legitimately a better breakfast than cereal and it's about time we recognize it and eat pizza in the morning!

Turns out a LOT of politicians were conveniently on the take for the A's stadium deal.

And Aimee's youngest has figured out how to use the smart speaker. May God have mercy on our souls.

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