Aimee+Shawn

Aimee started Dry January later than everyone else, and she's about ready to quit it earlier than everyone else.

Shawn has a stalker and he's trying to sell him a couch.

What do you do to get involved with your kid's school?

Plus why getting on a neighborhood text chain might be more annoying than it's worth.

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Shawn was just daydreaming about buying a travel trailer when he stumbled across a Las Vegas celebrity's secret side gig.

Aimee's friend was on a date with someone and forgot his name. Trying to get it was a struggle.

We listen to Ariana Grande's new single "yes, and?" and... Aimee still can't get over things.

Plus a TON of games!

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We gotta do the show before our meeting about the thing we have multiple meetings about.

Shawn has been on a spending spree and didn't even realize it. How he saved a couple hundred dollars yesterday.

Aimee's son is getting ready for another High School dance and... wow have they changed since we went.

And WHERE HAVE THE WATER BEDS GONE?!

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Aimee has come to a crazy discovery... she's not just addicted to wine. After watching a Netflix documentary, she's convinced she's addicted to cheese. After listening to her, you'll agree.

Shawn made a terrible mistake and asked for a call back on an app. 7 calls within 3 minutes later and Shawn has had it. Those companies that don't know when to quit bothering you...

Plus Las Vegas Desert Dogs goalie Joel Watson stops in to hype us up for Friday's jersey night!

And a SLEW of games!

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Shawn watched as a group of guys had a standoff with a TGI Fridays waiter and manager for around 20 minutes over the price of their lobster tails. Who would come out the victor?

Aimee got yelled at by her husband and older son for crying at the end of the College Football Championship game... because why is she crying when she doesn't have a dog in the fight?

Ever just give an owner of a business unsolicited and constructive advice? Shawn did. He seems to do this often. Why?

Plus SO MANY GAMES!

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Aimee is back from her birthday weekend and officially beginning Dry January. How's she feeling?

The Summerlin Costco parking lot is always a disaster. But one guy in particular made Shawn's eyes roll HARD.

Aimee's son had a friend come over late at night after taking Uber. At 15. Alone. HOW AND WHY?!

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It's Aimee's Birthday! Before she gets sloshed at Outback tonight, we talk about our favorite Birthday memories...

The courtroom jumper guy missed his calling. With the right direction, he could have been a star athlete.

No, Aimee DOES NOT want a picture of your perfect family for Christmas.

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Aimee's husband made a MAJOR mistake with her... all by how he referenced her to someone else. Is divorce near?

Plus, TGI Friday's closed a ton of locations around the country. We talk about the chain restaurants we love (and love to hate).

Aimee's hooked on the show "Escaping Twin Flames" and when you hear what's going on in Michigan, you'll be shook.

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Shawn is about to turn 40 and now he is convincing himself that today's 40 year olds are cooler than they used to be.

Aimee signed up for a subscription service to save money, but it ended up costing her more than it would have without it.

Shawn noticed a trend in his dad's old school music during their road trip... man the Greatest Generation was weird.

Plus BRIDGES!

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It's a new year! Aimee is back! And... she is still deathly afraid of the dentist. Even when she isn't in the chair.

Shawn's New Years Resolution involves sharp knives and dead bodies.

Plus it's Aimee vs Colin to determine the winner of this year's Lock Of The Week. Will Colin go back-to-back?!

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