Aimee+Shawn

Neither Aimee or Shawn got much sleep last night... but it made for a loopy and funny show!

They didn't sleep much because of events last night. Aimee+Shawn emceed Night Of The Witches, and Shawn accidentally groped a costume contest winner.

Aimee's youngest son witnessed a live birth at the petting zoo and she's disgusted.

Shawn tried meditating at Red Rock Canyon, and it went well except for the "change" he was looking for never came.

Plus, why is Susan implicated in the Lazy Susan?

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A woman in England decided to marry herself. Now, that's obviously mental. But say "you" walked through that door. Would you marry yourself?

Aimee has the ultimate concert merch line hack that'll have you waiting far less for your overpriced sweatshirt.

Nextdoor is the worst social media app out there, and we have proof.

Plus how did Aimee and the kids fare in the Lock of The Week?

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We had a great time at Monster Mash but we totally regret working on Nevada Day. Why are we here?!

Aimee loved all the trick or treaters but came up with a list of Halloween Etiquette that everyone should follow... especially the 12 year olds.

Today is National Boxers Day (for the underwear). What looks better on a guy? Boxers? Boxer Briefs? Briefs LOL ok not those.

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Shawn finally got sleep yesterday! Unfortunately it came during his favorite movie.

Aimee's mom got bamboozled on Words With Friends and Aimee doesn't think it's right...

Seeing your kids grow to be better versions of you is amazing...

And who gives out black licorice for Halloween? Seriously?!

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We both "woke up" on the wrong side of the bed. We think. We actually aren't certain that we slept.

Shawn was playing tag with his son yesterday and caused him to get off balance and get a scrape and now he feels like a piece of trash.

Aimee had a 45 minute call with customer service over a Halloween costume that was going to have shipment delayed til mid-November. Wow.

Plus... what is with this list of places women won't go to for first dates?! Do you agree with this?

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Aimee has a fear of the dentist. No, seriously, she hasn't been since before the recession. Not that one, the OTHER one.

The common Cavendish Banana might be going EXTINCT?! Could you live without it?

Plus we try to boil down the best park to bring the kids to in Las Vegas, and the conversations you should definitely not have while you're there.

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The weekend is over, womp. Aimee+Shawn had a good one though!

Shawn went to When We Were Young festival to catch all of the bands of his childhood... and he loved it. Except for the part where he felt really old.

Aimee is taking a stand: no more carving pumpkins. It's gross and no one helps her.

And the Lock Of The Week competition continues, but it isn't much of a competition.

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Shawn's high school friend is celebrating his wedding anniversary and has an adorable baby... and none of it would have happened if Shawn didn't have a terrible date.

Plus Aimee tries her hand at being a baker and makes Shawn her food tester.

Why were Nalgene bottles a thing?

And Aimee has been on a hot streak in picking NFL games... will she take down Shawn's sons again this week?!

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The Las Vegas Aces went back to back as WNBA Champs! Las Vegas' first professional sports dynasty!

Shawn took the boys to the corn maze in Moapa and it is a miracle they made it out.

Aimee is going to be Susie Homemaker in the kitchen tonight.

The people in our family we are worried about introducing to others.

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The most incredible thing happened to Shawn when he was at Sam's Town yesterday and it has him believing in divine power.

Aimee's friend is in business with family and it is getting ugly.

We learn about a Kenyan lawyer who has captured our hearts.

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