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We have Friday off so we are doing a ticket BLOWOUT today! Double the tickets, double the fun...
A kid talked to Shawn in the bathroom of an Applebee's yesterday. No parent around. He immediately felt like it was a trap.
Aimee, despite being ABUSED by them, has decided to fly Frontier Airlines again.
Plus it's time for week 4 of our Lock Of The Week competition!
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Well, there's good news. Shawn doesn't have pink eye. Bad news? It's worse than it was yesterday.
Aimee hit her first royal flush at a video poker machine while underage (20). Now she's passing the underage gambling bug to her son.
Shawn witnessed a fairly obnoxious salesperson at Costco that made him ponder the other worst types of salespeople.
And bots, amirite?
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We started the show with BREAKING NEWS! Morgan Wallen AND Jelly Roll are coming to Las Vegas next year, and we have tickets!
Aimee's son has a friend that got kicked off the team for using a lost debit card. Uh oh.
Shawn decided to waste the time of a scam caller for about 15 minutes.
And how did our contestants do in Week 3 of Lock Of The Week?
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In case you were wondering, Melissa will be out of town on October 7th. Feel free to help yourself to all of her belongings while she's gone.
Aimee's son had Homecoming and it was a huge success! Now the aftermath has her blocking some of his friends.
Shawn got Pink Eye over the weekend, and he thinks some scoundrel tourist is to blame.
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The weekend is FINALLY HERE! This week felt like a slog, did it for you? It's almost like we all have a psychic connection and feel the same feelings. Speaking of psychic, Aimee tries to be one. It was bad.
Her help on her son's promposal was really good though!
Plus it is time for Week 3's picks for Lock Of The Week.
And we meet Alexis who is now one of our favorite callers.
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Shawn is WIRED this morning. Aimee needed a little help waking up. Maybe it's because she's been working on her son's promposal...
Aimee talks about a social media post that has struck a nerve with the self-checkout haters of the world.
Shawn felt like he could predict the future yesterday with his special parent powers.
Plus, we are SICK AND TIRED of spam texts.
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Shawn is back from Boston after working for the company's sister stations there. He's tired and loopy.
Aimee's helping her son for his promposal so much that she is technically the one doing it.
Shawn went out to grab a bite by himself in Boston and it's something that makes Aimee shutter.
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All Aimee wanted to do was go down the aisle of her local grocery store, until Mildred decided to cop an attitude.
All Shawn wanted to do was bowl with his kids, but all the lanes were booked. They were all empty... but they were booked.
All she was looking for was a discount on a dog bed. Would TEMU fail Aimee?
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Aimee was invited to a nice sushi lunch at Red Rock! Not bad right? Except for the fact that Aimee doesn't know how to use chopsticks.
But she didn't make as much of an ass out of herself as the New York Giants made an ass out of her Lock Of The Week pick.
As bad as THAT was, it wasn't the weekend Ed Sheeran must be having.
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Football is back! Aimee is pumped! It's time for the Lock Of The Week to return!
Plus how is it 2023 and people are still falling for "chain posts" on Facebook?
And why doesn't Aimee's oldest want to hang with her?
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