Aimee+Shawn

Aimee's house has been attacked by bees, which is giving Shawn PTSD and reminds him of a mid-90's Fox TV movie that has had him forever scarred.

Plus... how can an airline tell you a flight is delayed by 5 hours, and then minutes later say it's not delayed AT ALL and you need to board. How is that legal?!

And we all glare at a guy who ate McDonald's and lost 60 pounds. Ugh. How.

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Hey, Shawn is back and the podcast is back too!

Shawn caught a man yellow seated on his trip to Canada, when a guy walking out of a bathroom stall realized Shawn saw him, and pee all over the seat.

Meanwhile, Aimee would be so good at murder if only she wasn't so sloppy.

A woman on Hinge posted a screenshot of her credit score and it is driving men wild! A listener called and warned what happens when you marry a financial burnout.

Plus... how a moth nearly killed Aimee.

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Aimee's ready to start shopping around for a daycare for her son Roman again. Her first foray into one went terribly.

Meanwhile, a woman goes on a rant about how when she was a kid, parents barely let kids in the house.

We come up with our 20 years-too-late commencement address to tell kids in the Class of 2023 what really matters!

(Heads up, last podcast for about a week! Shawn is on vacation through next Wednesday!)

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Shawn met a fan over the weekend that used to watch him all the time on TV... from prison. All Shawn wanted to ask was why he was locked up... but he couldn't!

Meanwhile Aimee was busy sleeping through movies over the weekend.

Plus both of them went to Savannah Bananas with the family over the weekend. Officially. Obsessed.

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Today's show inexplicably started contentiously. "Happy Friday" set Shawn, a strict Calendarist, off. Why? We don't know.

Shawn's taking Friday off because his son is graduating Kindergarten... Shawn never had a Kinder graduation, but Aimee did and thinks everyone has. Is that true?!

Plus... what is the simplest injury that brings you a ton of pain?!

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Aimee witnessed a "service dog" taking a massive dump in the shoe section of Ross, and it's owner not picking it up. Why do people treat Ross so badly?!

Plus, Shawn has to drive in Maine soon... and for 19 years he's been under the belief that he isn't allowed to drive in the state. Why? Is he really? We get to the bottom of it.

Plus... Construction Mike tries yet again to win tickets.

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It was quite the eventful morning at VGS. Someone broke into our station vehicles, a guy was passed out in a Rascal scooter in our parking lot. In other words, just a normal Tuesday.

The grasshoppers have returned to the valley and Aimee is petrified.

Meanwhile Shawn's kid had gum on his inner thigh a couple days ago, and no one knows why or how...

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It was supposed to be a relaxing Mother's Day weekend... but Aimee was getting stopped by the Tree Police about her hammock at the park.

Meanwhile Shawn brought the family to Shark Reef for the special day only for his kids to witness a helpless fish get devoured by two hungry sharks.

Hey, at least we have Disneyland tickets!

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It's Mother's Day (observed) on Aimee+Shawn and, frankly, Aimee doesn't want to be here today!

We focus on all things mom. What moms REALLY want for Mother's Day. Aimee wants to be left alone, but not alone. Who were the best TV moms of all time...

Meanwhile "Bluey" is in the crosshairs after suggesting that the dad needed to lose a couple pounds. We don't get it.

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Before Patrick, Aimee dated another guy for years. Well... something happened that proved to Aimee that she dodged a bullet with him.

Meanwhile Shawn was cracking jokes with the doctor yesterday, most of which did not land.

Have you ever parked at Town Square? You know how they want you to pay a "meter" for parking on the street? Have you EVER done that?!

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