Aimee+Shawn

Shawn is baffled. For the first time he got a headstart on Mother's Day shopping... only to find his CVS didn't have greeting cards. HOW?!

Meanwhile Aimee's been overcharged one too many times... but she doesn't do anything about it because it never amounts to enough to go back in. What's your "go back in" price?

And the A's have no idea what they are doing and Shawn is fed up with them.

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The show got off to a rocky start, but it's nothing compared to the rocky end that Aimee's internet acquaintance had with her fiancé. Aim followed the relationship closely and gets to the bottom of why it ended.

She's almost as invested in it as she is true crime stories which, speaking of, she's really obsessed. Shawn's worried about her.

Shawn runs down a list of the biggest dating deal breakers, and Aimee's mom wants a tattoo. Why!? She hated them!

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Aimee sobbed over the weekend. Why?! Meanwhile Shawn found himself face to face with a horse's ass... a pickup truck hauling a massive, headless horse statue out of his neighborhood. Who?! Why?! Plus, what did Shawn's kid find in the toilet? And should you have to ask your spouse before you make a big change to your appearance?

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It's Cinco de Mayo (not Mexican Independence Day) and MAN does Aimee need a drink! It's been a long week, and frankly, her kid is driving her to the bar. (Figuratively)

Meanwhile Shawn's dad is driving back to Boston and the road trip was going without a hitch until last night.

And the Golden Knights are going to over-the-air TV, which is free! That's exciting, but also how many people have touched a TV antenna in the last 20 years?

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It's Star Wars day! Aimee and Shawn are excited even though neither are die-hard fans of the franchise. Two people Aimee went to school with were madly in love and took tons of lovey-dovey pictures, but they just stopped one day. They obviously broke up, and Aimee wants answers. Shawn did the math and realized school picture businesses are making BANK. Plus we check in on Shawn's dad who is on the road from Las Vegas to Boston... and has been known to break a law from time to time.

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Aimee was a total hater on her hubby for transforming their garage into a gym... but she uses it every day. Meanwhile our favorite criminal is back in the news and it reminds Shawn of that time he evaded police. Plus... how many bases are on a football field?!

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Today is Teacher Appreciation Day! We give a huge thank you to all the teachers that put up with us and our off-spring. Aimee's friend ate something inedible to get along with his girlfriend's family. Meanwhile Shawn's kid said something that made him get a bit salty. And why Shawn's dad slept in his car last night on his cross-country road trip back to Boston. Oh, and Arson. A lot of it.

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We were feeling a little self-conscious over the weekend when our listener Travis told us he didn't like Google Predicts... until we asked around and it turns out he's the only one! Meanwhile, Shawn is still dreaming of a taco from Tacos & Tamales. When are special school spirit days TOO excessive? Someone flooded the entire building by clogging up in the women's bathroom and we want to know whose poo clogged the loo?! And Shawn's dad is on his long road trip from Las Vegas back to Boston. We check in with him on his first day on the road.

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We are running on fumes after staying up to watch the Golden Knights ground the Jets last night! Aimee's son was brutally attacked yesterday... by who? Or what? Wait until you hear. Plus... are you a gold digger if you want a real diamond on your finger?

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It's "Take Your Kids To Work Day" and... neither Aimee or Shawn took their kids to work. Aimee's oldest kid is hanging with other kids who take pictures pumping gas despite the fact they aren't old enough to drive. It's a stupid trend, but all teen trends have been stupid for ages. News broke during the show that legendary host Jerry Springer passed away. Plus why one New York woman decided to decrease her butt.

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